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Quit your bullshit
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Who here has $500?
I'm wanting to throw a party, and all attendees will need to chip in $500 each. It will be worth every penny. We're going to rent the country of Liechtenstein. This is limited to the first 150 people on a first come first served basis.
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You Sweetie!
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what if Whitlock and Barry's Koolaid were the only two to sign up Saul, what then?
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You Sweetie!
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That's even worse. Why does it go from Street not 1 to Street not 12?
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Then it's going to cost each of them $35,000. When we get there I'll say I have to go to the bathroom, but really I'm ditching them and hanging out on the other side of Liechtenstein. At the end, I'll be all "hey guys, where were you...I was looking all over the country for you). You know, just play it off like I wasn't trying to ditch them...
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Banned
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Quit your bullshit
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Oh...and Rainman can come, but only if he promises that he won't start a Conga line on the dance floor. I feel like that's something he would do. I mean, middle aged overweight women love Conga lines and all...LOVE THEM, but I'm not renting a country to party with a bunche fatties.
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Seize life. Be an ermine.
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I am so up for this.
Are we temporarily royalty? Can I be the Archduke of Liechtenstein for a night?
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Quote:
Actually, if there was a conga line approaching me from one direction and a 20-foot anaconda approaching me from the other, I would run toward the anaconda.
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Arrowhead Trail of Tears
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Does this position conflict with your guru cult duties?
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Seize life. Be an ermine.
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I hope not, because I'm planning to use cult funds to pay for it.
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Will there be coke at this party?
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Why the **** would you even ask something like that? You think I'm going to throw a party without cocaine? God damn...it's like you people have never rented out a country before.
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What street Ju-an?
Juan. Which Juan? The Juan by 1st. I don't know him.
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Cocaine??
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Embrace the love
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For $500 I'm going to need to see the caliber of hookers and blow.
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