****The Official NEW (new)^5 Conference Realignment & Shit Talk Thread*****

[Pitt Gorilla]

Let's go!

[Saul Good]

Originally Posted by Sully

I've really struggled to find what to call the conference of 10, but this is perfect. Thank you, it is now adopted.

My personal favorite is...

Big (sic) 12 (sic) one (sic) true (sic) champion (sic)

[Sully]

Originally Posted by Saul Good

My personal favorite is...

Big (sic) 12 (sic) one (sic) true (sic) champion (sic)

A little unwieldy, but it sure tells the story.

[Prison Bitch]

Originally Posted by kepp

Ahhhh...all your sports share a trophy case. That's cute.

Here's Bill Self's haul....in only a little over a decade. His office collection puts your entire 100 year sports history to shame:

[Bambi]

Originally Posted by Prison Bitch

Here's Bill Self's haul....in only a little over a decade. His office collection puts your entire 100 year sports history to shame:

The box of rings is the best.

[Bambi]

Four LSU players arrested including the starting quarterback.

lol

http://theadvocate.com/sports/lsu/12...y-jennings-two

[Bambi]

Another felony here

http://theadvocate.com/sports/lsu/12...-lealaimatafao

[Saul Good]

He got robbed, and they went and took his shit back. Dumb, but hardly shocking.

[Bambi]

Originally Posted by Saul Good

He got robbed, and they went and took his shit back. Dumb, but hardly shocking.

Which case are you talking about?

[Saul Good]

So I'm trying to decide if this year's Kansas team is going to be the worst in recent history. We all know that KU has been the worst program in FBS over the past 5 years, but it's still amazing to go back and look at just how embarrassing they have been.

They've played 55 games against FBS opponents during that stretch. In 25 of those games, they've given up 40+ points. They've given up 50+ points 15 times. They've given up 60 or more 4 times, and they even managed to give up a 70 spot. (Oklahoma State scored 5 touchdowns in the first quarter of that game and pulled their QB with over 4 minutes left IN THE FIRST HALF. Oklahoma State had 56 points at halftime. Brandon Weeden threw 28 passes and had more TDs than incompletions.)

It's hard to quantify just how pathetic this program has been in a span that has seen 5 head coaches preside over this group of losers. Still...I think this new assistant wide receivers coach they hired just might have what it takes to field the worst team yet. He's certainly off to a good start, what with the whole breaking his QBs leg in the spring game because he didn't remember to teach the walk-ons what the different colored jersey meant.

This squad might just have what it takes to run the table...but they'll have to get by an FCS team in week one if they want to make long-awaited history. I'm excited for them.

[Sully]

Originally Posted by Saul Good

So I'm trying to decide if this year's Kansas team is going to be the worst in recent history. We all know that KU has been the worst program in FBS over the past 5 years, but it's still amazing to go back and look at just how embarrassing they have been.

They've played 55 games against FBS opponents during that stretch. In 25 of those games, they've given up 40+ points. They've given up 50+ points 15 times. They've given up 60 or more 4 times, and they even managed to give up a 70 spot. (Oklahoma State scored 5 touchdowns in the first quarter of that game and pulled their QB with over 4 minutes left IN THE FIRST HALF. Oklahoma State had 56 points at halftime. Brandon Weeden threw 28 passes and had more TDs than incompletions.)

It's hard to quantify just how pathetic this program has been in a span that has seen 5 head coaches preside over this group of losers. Still...I think this new assistant wide receivers coach they hired just might have what it takes to field the worst team yet. He's certainly off to a good start, what with the whole breaking his QBs leg in the spring game because he didn't remember to teach the walk-ons what the different colored jersey meant.

This squad might just have what it takes to run the table...but they'll have to get by an FCS team in week one if they want to make long-awaited history. I'm excited for them.

I especially like Beatty's team motto;

"More games are lost than are won"

He ain't kidding

[Saul Good]

Originally Posted by Sully

I especially like Beatty's team motto;

"More games are lost than are won"

He ain't kidding

Worse injury...Pierson getting his dome mushed by the track or the walk-on going straight bone crusher on Cozart during the Spring game?

[Saul Good]

This Beatty hire has me curious as to what the job search looked like. I mean, how did they even decide who to interview? Seriously...did you even know that aTm HAD an assistant WR coach? How many phone calls do you have to make and get hung up on before you start calling up assistant position coaches from a team that went 3-5 in a different conference and begging them to be your Head Coach?

[TomBarndtsTwin]

Originally Posted by Bambi

The box of rings is the best.

Were the rings for first weekend tourney exits??

(Think I counted those numbers right)

[Prison Bitch]

Originally Posted by TomBarndtsTwin

Were the rings for first weekend tourney exits??

(Think I counted those numbers right)

Here's the setup: big glass ball on right table = Natty. (You'll never see one so it makes sense you didn't recognize it). There's another for the regional which you've also never seen. Most are Leagues, which you haven't seen in 21 years and won't see anytime soon.

[TomBarndtsTwin]

Ahh, yes. All those plaques and rings for league titles: what every 'Blue-Blood' strives for . . .


Long Live the greatest regular season team in the history of the Big 12!!!!

(Here here) :cheers: