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Masturbating Motorist Mortality In Michigan!
Mortifying!
The Michigan State Police Department said Tuesday that a man died after rolling his car on the ramp from the Lodge to I-75 was watching pornography while driving. The accident happened early Sunday morning just after 3:30. Michigan State Police troopers were called to the ramp from the Lodge to southbound I-75 on a one-car accident. The preliminary investigation revealed the driver of the car was watching a movie while behind the wheel, police said on Monday. The driver was not wearing a seat belt when he lost control and rolled the car. He was partially ejected through the sunroof and died on scene. On Tuesday, FOX 2 was speaking with Michigan State Police troopers about a different story when MSP revealed the man had been watching pornography and masturbating while driving. MSP also said the 58-year-old man was not wearing pants at the time of the crash. http://www.fox2detroit.com/news/loca...82584838-story |
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Needs more middle fingers
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01-27-2016, 04:06 PM | #3 |
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01-27-2016, 04:07 PM | #4 |
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That must be a hard stretch of highway.
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01-27-2016, 04:08 PM | #5 |
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What's wrong with that? Its what we do up here.
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01-27-2016, 04:11 PM | #6 |
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This is becoming an epidemic in MichiQan
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01-27-2016, 04:15 PM | #7 |
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What's Q?
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01-27-2016, 04:16 PM | #8 |
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01-27-2016, 04:17 PM | #9 |
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And Q rag on Florida.... I fart in your general direction!
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01-27-2016, 04:17 PM | #10 |
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01-27-2016, 04:53 PM | #13 |
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Lots of people jaQing off and driving in Michigan.
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GBlow, repost royalty!!
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