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07-05-2016, 05:16 PM | #2 |
NFL's #1 Ermines Fan
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I heard that someone set off an M80 yesterday in austinchief's mailbox.
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07-05-2016, 05:19 PM | #3 |
I'm with the banned.
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The FBI assures us that the server was "extremely careless" with its service, but it was never, in fact, "down."
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07-05-2016, 05:23 PM | #4 |
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It was mentioned on the downtime planet that that particular news release might have had something to do with what happened.
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07-05-2016, 05:57 PM | #5 |
Beyond the Rapids
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Donko fan infestation gave the server herpes!
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07-05-2016, 06:35 PM | #6 |
MVP
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i've been here all day.
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07-05-2016, 06:39 PM | #7 |
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Aids Tree fire.
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07-05-2016, 06:43 PM | #8 |
The pizza king of kansas
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the mice died running the treadmill that runs the server.
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07-05-2016, 06:48 PM | #9 |
It Goes On
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Kotter and his 68 mults all stopped posting at once, convincing the server that the apocalypse had taken place.
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07-05-2016, 07:21 PM | #10 |
Don't Tease Me
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big deal, nothing missed
Same threads have been on the front page for a week.
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07-05-2016, 09:06 PM | #11 |
Stuff & Things
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Because you all touch yourselves.
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07-05-2016, 09:22 PM | #12 |
Sprinkle in some Mahomes
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Cause baby daddy got his ass beat.
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07-05-2016, 09:35 PM | #13 |
best in the biz
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...my daughter punched the server.
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07-05-2016, 09:37 PM | #14 |
Changes pants while driving
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FBI thought missing emails had been hidden here.
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07-05-2016, 10:09 PM | #15 |
Has a particular set of skills
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