Alexander Douglas Smith: 2016

[Mr. Flopnuts]

We wouldn't we want to roll out another Alex Smith thread?!?!? Listen, for the Clay haters, this will probably be the thread that gets him banned. He can't help himself, right? Let's go!!!

First off, as many of you know, I have been very critical of Alexander Douglas Smith. Wasn't happy with the trade, HATED the extension, and have burned him to the ground from the beginning. So ****ing sick of the retread QB's.

So, that said Alex Smith is my Daddy. I mean, I just have to own that at this point. Here's why. He's never had continuity in a system. That guy had a new offensive coordinator just about every year until Jim Harbaugh showed up. And he flashed a little bit. That said, it sure looks like San Fran traded their best QB to us in favor of some douche that's starting some thing all over the league, while riding the bench to a guy named Blaine Gabbert.

Alex is now in his 4th year of the same system and it's showing. He's getting better. Why is he my daddy now all of a sudden though? Because he proved that he's more than just a game manager. He made some ****ing incredible throws against the Chargers last week. The back shoulder Maclin throw, the Maclin throw where Jeremy was almost killed, The Spencer Ware throws. Twice he hit him downfield (like, way more than 8 yards!), and then finally the Kelce throws.

People can give Spencer Ware a lot of credit, he is deserving of it after the monster game he had. Make no mistake about it though, Alexander Douglas Smith personally put this team on his back and willed them to victory. 1 play at a time. 1 throw at a time. He's a leader, and it reflected in the locker room after that game. They trust Alex now. They trust that he has what it takes to will them to victory in any game.

Alex isn't just a game manager anymore. He's a game changer, and a leader. This team could go 6-10 this year and I'll say the same thing. He has the ability and he's proven it. Now let's see where they go with it. I'm officially a YUGE Alex fan. What do you think? I'll take your comments off air.

[Sandy Vagina]

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( Flops and Claynus are FRIENDS???? Holy shit, that's disturbing. Need to get out more, Sir Floppy )

[TigeRRUppeRRcut]

Originally Posted by RealSNR

I said last year that I would stop abusing Alex for being what he is (a backup game manager that we acquired in an expensive trade from a team, when the last horrific QB experiment we had was the exact same ****ing deal) if he won a playoff game in his 3rd season with the team. He did, so I've stopped.

Cause you know so much more than Reid and Dorsey, right?

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Originally Posted by Dave Lane

If daddy leads us to a SB win then he will be my daddy too. Till then he's a waste of what's left of my life. Wasted 40+ years so far, getting really ****ing sick and tired of doing the same thing over and over and over again. How about we try something different, like make an effort to actually develop a QB of our own.

/rant

Hey, you know where I've been on that. Here we are though, and color me impressed with his progression. You're going to see Alex going down field this year. In fact, our defense may be a bigger weakness than our offense. Time will tell.

[TigeRRUppeRRcut]

I remember a year ago Clay was the leading in the charge in which he and his dysfunctional group of followers were spouting endless amount of bullshit that i) smith ruined bowe's career ii) smith choked against the colts iii) smith can't throw it deep iv) that he can only check down v) and that geno smith was the smith we should have went after

Everything he said has been WAYYY the **** off. And he won't even acknowledge Smith's ability to run the ball and sacrifice his body for the team. The same Smith he'll put up youtube videos of diving for TD's against the Bills and Chargers to lead his team from a big deficit.

The stupid is strong in this one.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Originally Posted by Pestilence

That first half against the Chargers had me questioning if he would even last the season as the starter. That 2nd half though.....god damn.

Brother, every week I just go off the rails over his play. I refrained last week and I'm glad that I did. It would've been another week of eating shit.

[SAUTO]

Originally Posted by bishop_74

That movie is what the world is coming to.

Seriously

[TigeRRUppeRRcut]

Originally Posted by Dave Lane

If daddy leads us to a SB win then he will be my daddy too. Till then he's a waste of what's left of my life. Wasted 40+ years so far, getting really ****ing sick and tired of doing the same thing over and over and over again. How about we try something different, like make an effort to actually develop a QB of our own.

/rant

Yea! Let's ruin everything we developed on our roster and gamble on a 3 year development project by which point we will have lost every talented player to free agency and old age. Great plan!!!

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Originally Posted by Sandy Cheeks

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( Flops and Claynus are FRIENDS???? Holy shit, that's disturbing. Need to get out more, Sir Floppy )

I almost directly called your name to come on in, the water is fine!

[Mr. Laz]

Originally Posted by Dave Lane

The rest of the team when healthy is the bomb. Any failure is directly on Alex.

Yea, when Hill drops 4 passes straight ... all on Alex.

When Reid calls a shitty,shitty game and puts the team behind the 8 ball late, all on Alex.

When the Oline has him running for his life on every play, all on Alex.


just shut up

Guys like you have been ragging and bitching for years about shit that wasn't even right to begin with.

First incomplete pass and you'll start right back up again.

[SAUTO]

Originally Posted by Bowser

It was insane. I've never seen a team just flip the script like that before, and on both sides of the ball. Maybe Buffalo in that playoff game with Frank Reich eons ago, but certainly no team I've ever rooted for.

A couple years ago against luck in the playoffs?

Opposite direction though

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO

That movie is what the world is coming to.

Seriously

You ain't kiddin!!!

[SAUTO]

Originally Posted by Sandy Cheeks

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( Flops and Claynus are FRIENDS???? Holy shit, that's disturbing. Need to get out more, Sir Floppy )

No thread about the chiefs needs anything from you

[TigeRRUppeRRcut]

For Clay and his fellow dumbasses:

What did Aikman and his passer rating of 85 over those superbowl years have that Smith hasn't shown?
http://www.nfl.com/player/troyaikman...69/careerstats

Or what did John Elway and his QB rating of 87 with his pristine ability to hand the ball off to terrell davis display that Smitty doesn't have?
http://www.nfl.com/player/johnelway/2500547/careerstats

HINT:
-----> NOTHING, WE HAVE A SB LEVEL QB <-----

[rico]

Originally Posted by Sandy Cheeks

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( Flops and Claynus are FRIENDS???? Holy shit, that's disturbing. Need to get out more, Sir Floppy )

[Hammock Parties]

Originally Posted by TigerUppercut

For Clay and his fellow dumbasses:

What did Aikman and his passer rating of 85 over those superbowl years have that Smith hasn't shown?
http://www.nfl.com/player/troyaikman...69/careerstats

Or what did John Elway and his QB rating of 87 with his pristine ability to hand the ball off to terrell davis display that Smitty doesn't have?
http://www.nfl.com/player/johnelway/2500547/careerstats

HINT:
-----> NOTHING, WE HAVE A SB LEVEL QB <-----

Troy Aikman and John Elway both had elite or near elite arm strength. Troy's accuracy on deep balls in particular was a thing of beauty to behold.

You have no ****ing clue what you're talking about.