Christmas Decorating: How early is too early?

[eDave]

Originally Posted by lewdog

Our cat is a crazy, deranged **** (likely from Cali) that bites at everything including the lower branches of our fake tree. Also, I am too OCD for having pine needles falling off onto the ground everyday. Plus I can only imagine the cat's puke with pine needles in it.

Toonces loves putting up the tree. He hangs out and watches, gets to wear a red lace necklace with a bell around his neck and play with the garland. His morning after shits are a heap of silver.

Spray some vinegar water on those lower limbs my man.