Prairie Village Prostitutes!

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Originally Posted by Hammock Parties

I don't even want to think about how horrifying a Kansas prostitute is.

At least grab some gal who's just passing through town on her way back to LA or something.

but a kansas hooker takes all night to earn ten bucks.

Originally Posted by gblowfish

I dunno, for you young guys. If you hook up with some 20 something from Olathe on the internet, take her to the Plaza, blow $100 on dinner and drinks and she gives you a handie in the car, is that much different?

that is being economical

Originally Posted by listopencil

Blowfish has a slow internet connection.

Originally Posted by listopencil

The June Cleavers do anal/oral now and smell like bacon.

it's about time june used soap for something other than beavers mouth.

Originally Posted by BigMeatballBillay

What's the difference between getting a hooker and meeting a chick online either way you're paying for pussy

my wife paid out a total of 13,000 bucks to get me to woop woop. i found her online. what's that make me?