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Old 08-08-2017, 04:09 PM   #1
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One of my wife's friends was over the other day telling us a story about one of her ****-bud's.

Apparently the dude broke his dick. Upon surgery the doctor told him it could go one of two ways....your dick gets bigger post surgery or it gets smaller.

His got smaller. She refuses to **** with him now. Apparently he wasn't exactly hung to begin with.

So, long story short: Your dick is going to shrink and no woman will ever want to sleep with you ever again.

G'day, sir.
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Old 08-08-2017, 06:06 PM   #2
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One of my wife's friends was over the other day telling us a story about one of her ****-bud's.

Apparently the dude broke his dick. Upon surgery the doctor told him it could go one of two ways....your dick gets bigger post surgery or it gets smaller.

His got smaller. She refuses to **** with him now. Apparently he wasn't exactly hung to begin with.

So, long story short: Your dick is going to shrink and no woman will ever want to sleep with you ever again.

G'day, sir.
What a heartless response. And it isn't even amusing. I mean, if you want to be a total asshole go ahead, but this thread should have supplied plenty of opportunity to at least also deliver something funny.
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Old 08-09-2017, 03:04 PM   #3
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What a heartless response. And it isn't even amusing. I mean, if you want to be a total asshole go ahead, but this thread should have supplied plenty of opportunity to at least also deliver something funny.
Oh calm the F down.

Do you realize the poster we're speaking about? The dude is a walking troll. Every damn thing he posts is meant to be offensive. Do i really need to quote all the shit he posts for you?

I take that as a man that has a sense of humor.

I seriously doubt he made this thread so everyone can sit around and go "oh poor you".

He can take a joke. He dishes the shit out every day, im sure some light humor isn't going to hurt his feelings.

And yes, if my aim was to make a mockery of him, im sure i can come up with a TON of material. The goal was a light-hearted, non-offensive post.

Big whoop...
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Old 08-09-2017, 03:19 PM   #4
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Oh calm the F down.

Do you realize the poster we're speaking about? The dude is a walking troll. Every damn thing he posts is meant to be offensive. Do i really need to quote all the shit he posts for you?

I take that as a man that has a sense of humor.

I seriously doubt he made this thread so everyone can sit around and go "oh poor you".

He can take a joke. He dishes the shit out every day, im sure some light humor isn't going to hurt his feelings.

And yes, if my aim was to make a mockery of him, im sure i can come up with a TON of material. The goal was a light-hearted, non-offensive post.

Big whoop...
Guess I don't follow his posts that closely. So you think he's just trolling? Cause if you did then okay. If not then telling a personal story of doom and how his penis would shrink and no more sex doesn't seem that light-hearted.
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Old 08-09-2017, 03:22 PM   #5
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Guess I don't follow his posts that closely. So you think he's just trolling? Cause if you did then okay. If not then telling a personal story of doom and how his penis would shrink and no more sex doesn't seem that light-hearted.
No, i don't think he's trolling.

I'm stating that i think he has a sense of humor.

Considering all the OTHER posts in this thread, my little jab at the end of an anecdote pales in comparison.
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Old 08-09-2017, 06:24 PM   #6
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Guess I don't follow his posts that closely. So you think he's just trolling? Cause if you did then okay. If not then telling a personal story of doom and how his penis would shrink and no more sex doesn't seem that light-hearted.
Don't want no short dick man......
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So you think he's just trolling?
Abso-****ing-lutely.

This is a parody thread.
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