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****The 2018 NFL Draft Thread**** (No Spoilers)
Let's ****ing do this.
Last year was a one-of-a-kind, so let's hope the luck carries over to this year, with Brett Veach at the helm for the first time. Rules: 1. No spoiled picks in this thread, all weekend. This means that as tweets are leaking picks a few minutes before the selection is announced live, you don't post it in this thread (ex: embedded tweets), reference it in this thread (ex: Joe Slapdick says it's McCaffrey to Tampa) or hint at it (ex: "it's a RB!"). Don't be a dick. Otherwise, have fun, talk shit, freak out and lose your goddamned minds. It's Draft Weekend. The hot takes in these threads are so funny. I'll also be starting threads for each of our picks as they are made, with videos and notable stats/takes in the OP. Pure knee jerk gold to reference in the future. *Note: For 2017 hilariousness, view that thread here. |
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Well, this could be a bit problematic for Josh Allen.
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Josh Allen would be one of the worst very first picks of all time. The clown has accomplished nothing.
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I can’t reiterate enough how sure I am that Allen is a bust.
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Sounds like the perfect Brown then
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There is no way those tweets would be news to a team wanting to draft him.
Also, going to be funny watching him squirm when asked about them tonight. |
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Draft is awesome. The bundle of stickss on here who work 9-5 jobs but think they are experts not so much.
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I'm assuming a few of the collective will watch tonight with bated breath in case the Chiefs do trade up?
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So amazing having our QBOTF. We can sit back and watch this cluster**** of QB’s that teams are going to give up major resources to get.
Sit back and relax. This is gonna be comedy gold.
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He's Mahomie!
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Yup
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I’ve laughed at the Josh Allen talk. He ****ing sucks. Just watch his game film vs power 5 teams.
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He's Mahomie!
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So the NFL draft has officially become the equivalent of running for office. Each candidate is out campaigning heavily and for the 2nd year in a row, a high prospect has had damaging info leaked on the day of the draft.
Last year was an offensive lineman smoking dope in a gas mask. This year it's Josh Allen and a 6 yr old tweet from his high school days.
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His games versus real teams should be WAY more frightening than dumb tweets as a kid.
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The Buccaneers will be trading down and taking Vea.
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Your team has so many holes, it looks like it got Canon blasted on all sides.
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