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Tossed Salad & Scrambled Eggs
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****The 2018 NFL Draft Thread**** (No Spoilers)
Let's ****ing do this.
Last year was a one-of-a-kind, so let's hope the luck carries over to this year, with Brett Veach at the helm for the first time. Rules: 1. No spoiled picks in this thread, all weekend. This means that as tweets are leaking picks a few minutes before the selection is announced live, you don't post it in this thread (ex: embedded tweets), reference it in this thread (ex: Joe Slapdick says it's McCaffrey to Tampa) or hint at it (ex: "it's a RB!"). Don't be a dick. Otherwise, have fun, talk shit, freak out and lose your goddamned minds. It's Draft Weekend. The hot takes in these threads are so funny. I'll also be starting threads for each of our picks as they are made, with videos and notable stats/takes in the OP. Pure knee jerk gold to reference in the future. *Note: For 2017 hilariousness, view that thread here. |
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Ouch
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Champs!
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There goes Reid.
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SuperBowl or bust
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Shit
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CP'S "MOST HATED" 😆
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Well that's Reid off the board!!!.
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Banned
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Is this when the nerd rage reemerges?
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offense > defense
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You don't seem to understand how the NFL works.
No team will be without holes. I guess I'm the bearer of bad news for you. We are going to be bad on defense. Possibly very bad. And there's nothing we can do about it between now and then. That's what next year is for. This year was about fixing the offense (- Smiff, + Mahomes). |
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In Search of a Life
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Texans getting better.
This draft sucks - watching all the AFC teams get better and the Chiefs... I guess we will see. |
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#1808 |
CP'S "MOST HATED" 😆
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TBH GUYS WITH HOW OUR FIRST PICK WENT I'M NOT SURE GOING FOR THE OBVIOUS NAMES IS WHAT WE SHOULD EXPECT.
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**** you Texans.
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I think ya'll should prepare for the next pick for KC to be Rashaan Gaulden, just sayin.
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offense > defense
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Go back to 07 when we can get boners for drafting Glenn Dorsey, highway robbery ... oh wait, oops, guy's trash. Oh well, there's always next year! |
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CP'S "MOST HATED" 😆
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Time For Your Wake Up Call !!!
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offense > defense
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