The Franchise's Final Mock Draft

[DJ's left nut]

Originally Posted by OnTheWarpath15

Not gonna lie - it's been a while. The move to PHX didn't help, and I just now found a new PCP after coming back. Dentist hasn't been high on the old priority list.

Your boy has a sensitive ****ing mouth, to the point they have to shoot me up to clean. If you're telling me I could avoid the shots AND the ****ing hook?

That indeed would be a gamechanger.

It's a sound/sensation thing for me. It isn't necessarily that there's pain, it's that the process gives me a ROARING headache.

But not with the ultrasonic thing.

Ask around. My dentist still has theirs but they don't ask me if I want it anymore because evidently it's not super-popular. I love it so I request it. At worst you give it a shot and don't like it and you're not out anything.

And get a Soniccare. Those things really are the shit. My checkups have been 1000% better since I got one of those back when they first came out and cost a zillion dollars. They're pretty reasonable now and really cut back on the amount of scraping they have to do.