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Draconian Warlord
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Drakonia
Casino cash: $8310755
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I dunno. BUT best fast food pick up line?
Guy "Hey Brandy, do you no the difference between a blow job and a Big Mac?" Brandy, "No, what?" Guy, "We should do lunch....." |
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Snacks Are Under My Apron
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: The Edge
Casino cash: $-892380
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I have a no straw for my drinks thing, hate them. So now my grandson (7) he does the same thing when him and I go out to eat. When the girls try to hand him a straw for his drink, he will say “No Thank You, straws are for suckers”. It kills every time. It’s a pretty effective start and I’ve enjoyed the company of many waitresses. I have used it as long as I can remember.
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Join Date: May 2005
Location: Who knows?
Casino cash: $-754116
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I love it when the order-taker sets the cups upside-down on their counter. |
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