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View Poll Results: Pee for 54 straight days or sporadically throughout your life | |||
Just get it over with - pee for 54 straight days |
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8 | 15.69% |
Peeing for 54 days would be an issue - do it throughout my life as needed |
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21 | 41.18% |
What is this shit? I hate the offseason. |
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22 | 43.14% |
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#1 |
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Join Date: Aug 2000
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When you have to piss, you take your time no matter how long it takes and make sure your bladder is empty. If you don’t, small stones can start to build up in your bladder and the doctor has to run a tube that at the time appears the size of a fire hose with a claw on the end up your pecker and pull out those ****en rocks.
So, I piss often and I take my time. Also mix in some cranberry juice 🥤 imo sec
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Needs more middle fingers
Join Date: Mar 2005
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Join Date: Aug 2000
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Gave me a Valium before like **** that, 1 Valium for sticking a claw up my cock? Then the nurse comes in and started washing me up saying she was going to numb me, so she grabs my crank and puts a syringe in the hole and BAM! She squirts that whole syringe right up into my nuts, bladder, I think I might have tasted it.
I said “what the ****, lady?”, and she said it was best to get it done as fast as possible. So, I suppose it worked as well as it could. Doc came in and ran that hose(tube) up and pulled out three stones. I watched it with him on a tv the whole time. Nurse stood there holding my poor dick the whole time. Got done limped out to where the wife was waiting for me and she took me home, whimpering like a kicked dog. Felt like I was pissing razor blades for a few days. **** that nurse sec
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