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Old 04-11-2023, 09:30 PM   #1
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Old 04-11-2023, 09:33 PM   #2
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I turn 40 this week.

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I had a baby around that age and they called me geriatric. So that hospital doesnt exist anymore.
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Old 04-11-2023, 09:36 PM   #3
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I had a baby around that age and they called me geriatric. So that hospital doesnt exist anymore.
My mom was over 40 when I was born. Explains a lot. How'd yours turn out?
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Old 04-11-2023, 09:43 PM   #4
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My mom was over 40 when I was born. Explains a lot. How'd yours turn out?
She's wonderful and since my other kids won't see my CP posts until I'm dead i can say she's been the most fun as a kid.

She has silver blue eyes and has had to interact with strangers wanting to talk to her about them, her entire life. So she's very articulate, very sweet, and very much a product of my whole household.

Not just 20 yr old Mer.
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Old 04-11-2023, 09:44 PM   #5
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Old 04-11-2023, 09:46 PM   #6
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Old 04-11-2023, 10:08 PM   #7
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I can make extremely loud duck calls by using my butt cheeks enhancing the fart/duck call but I cannot do it with a boner. In my older age I have to choose it no longer can be done at the same time
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Old 04-11-2023, 09:55 PM   #8
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Old 04-11-2023, 10:14 PM   #9
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I turn 40 this week.

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You should see a significant increase of white ball hairs soon
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Old 04-11-2023, 10:16 PM   #10
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You should see a significant increase of white ball hairs soon
Bold of you to assume he doesn't shave those so they stick to his knee when it gets hot out.
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Old 04-11-2023, 10:21 PM   #11
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Bold of you to assume he doesn't shave those so they stick to his knee when it gets hot out.
At first I just carried a sharpie everywhere and colored them in before I realized mowing them down was more efficient
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I turn 40 this week.

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After 40 the years count double it seems.

Nothing like waking up and randomly your knee decides to be a total asshole all day.

On the plus side your libido goes down!
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Old 04-11-2023, 11:06 PM   #15
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After 40 the years count double it seems.

Nothing like waking up and randomly your knee decides to be a total asshole all day.

On the plus side your libido goes down!
My knees are already garbage.

Went to the doctor 18 months ago and blah blah blah a bunch of shit later "you don't have any cartilage on the back of your kneecaps."

"Really?"

"Yeah."

"****."
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