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04-12-2023, 04:44 PM | #211 |
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Stop getting behind the wheel please.
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04-12-2023, 05:00 PM | #212 |
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I got the reins, you push the wheel.
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04-12-2023, 05:18 PM | #213 |
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I've begun wishing the Led Zeppelin drummer played a little quieter.
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04-12-2023, 05:19 PM | #214 |
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I think if we're all being honest here, Werther's candies are really tasty.
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04-12-2023, 05:43 PM | #215 |
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I wish the people in front of me at a concert would sit the **** down.
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04-12-2023, 05:48 PM | #216 |
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04-12-2023, 05:50 PM | #217 |
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I get up once on some nights but I want to know about this passing out while peeing thing. My son said he read something about old men passing out in the middle of the night while taking a leak. And sometimes they injure themselves. Wtf? Is this the ****ed up shit I have to look forward to as I get older?
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04-12-2023, 05:53 PM | #219 |
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The other day this young guy that I work with was making fun of my shoes calling them dad shoes. I said look junior, I’m older than your dad what do you expect me to wear?
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04-12-2023, 05:54 PM | #220 |
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I've been told I have really exquisite firm tight balls like a 20 year old, quite nice for a guy about to turn 60.
I owe it all to wearing bikini briefs to keep my junk from sagging into old man balls.
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04-12-2023, 05:59 PM | #223 |
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