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Needs more middle fingers
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: San Diego
Casino cash: $2103063
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We need to be more empathetic towards Clay. Put yourself in his shoes.
Imagine: Finally! A movie about your favorite toys growing up as a kid. You idolized her, dressed like her, and your imagination always had Ken bending Barbie over the hood of a Pink Corvette while wearing a Chiefs jersey. You call your GF and gush over how excited you are. You two go to Michael's and craft your own individual matching Barbie costumes. Your GF puts money aside and promises to take you on a fancy date to see Barbie. Corn Dogs, Snowcones and adorable Barbie outfits! You're just bursting with excitement. You've shaved your legs. Practiced your Barbie voice for weeks. You've been dreaming of this moment ever since you were little. Your GF has already reserved the tickets weeks in advance. You've called your parents and old HS friends to tell them how excited you are. And then..... .....then you find out this movie hates your chuby, white, incel guts. Can you imagine the kick in the nuts Clay went through? Poor guy.
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