Report:Chiefs looking to trade Up in Draft

[MahomesMagic]

Originally Posted by ShortRoundChief

I believe the scene played out like this:


MahomesMagic approached the new face by yelling out joyfully "ey, man, how you doing?"
"I'm great man! How are you?" said Barbara Jo.



"Pretty darn spiffy! They call me MahomesMagic on Chiefsplanet.com."


"My name is Barbara Jo. I know it sounds like a chicks name, but I'm real manly. Seriously, come here and feel my biceps or my calf muscles and you will see."


"Nah, dog. I'm good. I think I'll just call you my Green Bay guy. That work?" MahomesMagic replied with wit.



"Hell yeah! Sure you don't want to feel my calf muscles? They're hairless"


"Okay but don't tell nobody" MahomesMagic said with an air of enthusiasm and excitement.



"No problem. Grab that baby oil, will you?"

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