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Hey Teacher!
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alright! I'll give this a shot. I'm probably gonna get laughed at anyway and critized, not that I care. Are you ready shark lovers? Probably a few of you r anxious enough to hear what I'm gonna say. Ok, anyway I'll get to the point, you wanna have sex with this one? I would be damn right honest about tha whole fucking thing! No fuck'n head games, none of this flirting b*llsh*t, no fucking pick-up lines. Just be yourself, fuck! Get the right timing on this one. Try and find a good setting with her first. Once you get the setting down pack, your all settled in with her, prime her up like you want her to feel horny about you. Once you mastered that, then just be honest, something simple like "hey, I'm very attracted to you. I can't help myself right now, I'm feeling very horny, are you? If she says yes. Well then, do you happen to be in the mood for some sexual intercourse? Cause I am". Don't ask her to fuck right off the bat it's one of the biggest mistakes and it's stupid. Unless, of course, she says so.
if she says she not feeling horny, then you'll have to catch her another day. *BTW, if it works, great! If not, then who gives a fuck! Move on, get the next one, or go home alone, and yes jerking off is always an option. |
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Tried it on and it fit
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And just remember Roy, gobricks here is the one who paid a whore $500 to screw his friend..... And then his friend never paid him back.
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![]() And if VaginaHader here is knocking a guys boot-knocking skills, he's got problems. Seriously. If you want to make sex just try. If she truly cares about you the fact that you fumbe and bumble about with no clue will only endear her more to you. Just tackle the gal and let her know you're "going for the 2 pts bay-bah!"
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Bad advice.
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Man to bad I'm really late jumping into this one.
I don't know to many people who go "So, are you ready to have sex now?".... Other person - "Sure. Lets do this." Just try to get to some heavy makin out slick and just let it happen. You'll quickly find out how far it'll go. You don't ask to make out do you? |
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Bad mojo. |
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sorta mod-ish
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Jenny, you know ANY man would be all over ya in a new york minute,,,but thats another story
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