Sex Topic : What do u ask the girl when u want to have sex ?

bricks · 08-21-2004, 09:09 PM

alright! I'll give this a shot. I'm probably gonna get laughed at anyway and critized, not that I care. Are you ready shark lovers? Probably a few of you r anxious enough to hear what I'm gonna say. Ok, anyway I'll get to the point, you wanna have sex with this one? I would be damn right honest about tha whole fucking thing! No fuck'n head games, none of this flirting b*llsh*t, no fucking pick-up lines. Just be yourself, fuck! Get the right timing on this one. Try and find a good setting with her first. Once you get the setting down pack, your all settled in with her, prime her up like you want her to feel horny about you. Once you mastered that, then just be honest, something simple like "hey, I'm very attracted to you. I can't help myself right now, I'm feeling very horny, are you? If she says yes. Well then, do you happen to be in the mood for some sexual intercourse? Cause I am". Don't ask her to fuck right off the bat it's one of the biggest mistakes and it's stupid. Unless, of course, she says so.
if she says she not feeling horny, then you'll have to catch her another day.

*BTW, if it works, great! If not, then who gives a fuck! Move on, get the next one, or go home alone, and yes jerking off is always an option.

**Mr. Kotter** · 08-21-2004, 10:16 PM

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Originally Posted by bricks

alright! I'll give this a shot. I'm probably gonna get laughed at anyway and critized, not that I care. Are you ready shark lovers? Probably a few of you r anxious enough to hear what I'm gonna say. Ok, anyway I'll get to the point, you wanna have sex with this one? I would be damn right honest about tha whole fucking thing! No fuck'n head games, none of this flirting b*llsh*t, no fucking pick-up lines. Just be yourself, fuck! Get the right timing on this one. Try and find a good setting with her first. Once you get the setting down pack, your all settled in with her, prime her up like you want her to feel horny about you. Once you mastered that, then just be honest, something simple like "hey, I'm very attracted to you. I can't help myself right now, I'm feeling very horny, are you? If she says yes. Well then, do you happen to be in the mood for some sexual intercourse? Cause I am". Don't ask her to fuck right off the bat it's one of the biggest mistakes and it's stupid. Unless, of course, she says so.
if she says she not feeling horny, then you'll have to catch her another day.

*BTW, if it works, great! If not, then who gives a fuck! Move on, get the next one, or go home alone, and yes jerking off is always an option.

That's a lot of BS, for "You Wanna fuck?" If not, jerk off.

08-21-2004, 10:17 PM

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Originally Posted by bricks

I can't help myself right now, I'm feeling very horny, are you?

I really am, but I'm not really feeling you, dude. Thanks for asking nicely and not pawing all over my body, though. Maybe next weekend.

Hugs

Raiderhater · 08-21-2004, 11:32 PM

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Originally Posted by bricks

alright! I'll give this a shot. I'm probably gonna get laughed at anyway and critized, not that I care. Are you ready shark lovers? Probably a few of you r anxious enough to hear what I'm gonna say. Ok, anyway I'll get to the point, you wanna have sex with this one? I would be damn right honest about tha whole fucking thing! No fuck'n head games, none of this flirting b*llsh*t, no fucking pick-up lines. Just be yourself, fuck! Get the right timing on this one. Try and find a good setting with her first. Once you get the setting down pack, your all settled in with her, prime her up like you want her to feel horny about you. Once you mastered that, then just be honest, something simple like "hey, I'm very attracted to you. I can't help myself right now, I'm feeling very horny, are you? If she says yes. Well then, do you happen to be in the mood for some sexual intercourse? Cause I am". Don't ask her to fuck right off the bat it's one of the biggest mistakes and it's stupid. Unless, of course, she says so.
if she says she not feeling horny, then you'll have to catch her another day.

*BTW, if it works, great! If not, then who gives a fuck! Move on, get the next one, or go home alone, and yes jerking off is always an option.

And just remember Roy, gobricks here is the one who paid a whore $500 to screw his friend.....

And then his friend never paid him back.

**Rausch** · 08-22-2004, 03:41 AM

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Originally Posted by raiderhader

And just remember Roy, gobricks here is the one who paid a whore $500 to screw his friend.....

And then his friend never paid him back.

And if VaginaHader here is knocking a guys boot-knocking skills, he's got problems. Seriously.

If you want to make sex just try. If she truly cares about you the fact that you fumbe and bumble about with no clue will only endear her more to you. Just tackle the gal and let her know you're "going for the 2 pts bay-bah!"

tk13 · 08-22-2004, 03:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Rausch

And if VaginaHader here is knocking a guys boot-knocking skills, he's got problems. Seriously.

Harsh.

Jenny Gump · 08-22-2004, 09:38 AM

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Originally Posted by bricks

Well then, do you happen to be in the mood for some sexual intercourse? Cause I am".

If not, then who gives a fuck! Move on, get the next one, or go home alone, and yes jerking off is always an option.

Ok, seriously, if some guy asked me if I was "in the mood for some sexual intercourse", no way would I let him sink the cream machine.

Bad advice.

suds79 · 08-22-2004, 09:41 AM

Man to bad I'm really late jumping into this one.

I don't know to many people who go "So, are you ready to have sex now?".... Other person - "Sure. Lets do this."

Just try to get to some heavy makin out slick and just let it happen.

You'll quickly find out how far it'll go.

You don't ask to make out do you?

**Bowser** · 08-22-2004, 09:43 AM

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Originally Posted by JennyGump

Ok, seriously, if some guy asked me if I was "in the mood for some sexual intercourse", no way would I let him sink the cream machine.

Bad advice.

OK, seriously, if some girl asked me if I wanted to "sink the cream machine", no way would I sink said "machine".

Bad mojo.

**Bowser** · 08-22-2004, 09:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Bowser

OK, seriously, if some girl asked me if I wanted to "sink the cream machine", no way would I sink said "machine".

Bad mojo.

Allright, allright!! Who am I kidding? I'd be all over that!!!

Jenny Gump · 08-22-2004, 10:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Bowser

Allright, allright!! Who am I kidding? I'd be all over that!!!

That's what I thought.

Over-Head · 08-22-2004, 04:39 PM

Jenny, you know ANY man would be all over ya in a new york minute,,,but thats another story

Did our poster boy for virginity get laid this weekend or what?

**Rausch** · 08-22-2004, 09:54 PM

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Originally Posted by JennyGump

Ok, seriously, if some guy asked me if I was "in the mood for some sexual intercourse", no way would I let him sink the cream machine.

Bad advice.

Yeah, just wink at 'er and ask "Would you like some EXTRA pepperoni with that pie mah'm?"

08-21-2004, 09:09 PM	#1
bricks Hey Teacher! Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: land of maple syrup Casino cash: $9732559	alright! I'll give this a shot. I'm probably gonna get laughed at anyway and critized, not that I care. Are you ready shark lovers? Probably a few of you r anxious enough to hear what I'm gonna say. Ok, anyway I'll get to the point, you wanna have sex with this one? I would be damn right honest about tha whole fucking thing! No fuck'n head games, none of this flirting bllsht, no fucking pick-up lines. Just be yourself, fuck! Get the right timing on this one. Try and find a good setting with her first. Once you get the setting down pack, your all settled in with her, prime her up like you want her to feel horny about you. Once you mastered that, then just be honest, something simple like "hey, I'm very attracted to you. I can't help myself right now, I'm feeling very horny, are you? If she says yes. Well then, do you happen to be in the mood for some sexual intercourse? Cause I am". Don't ask her to fuck right off the bat it's one of the biggest mistakes and it's stupid. Unless, of course, she says so. if she says she not feeling horny, then you'll have to catch her another day. *BTW, if it works, great! If not, then who gives a fuck! Move on, get the next one, or go home alone, and yes jerking off is always an option.
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08-22-2004, 09:41 AM	#8
suds79 MVP Join Date: Sep 2000 Casino cash: $10005036	Man to bad I'm really late jumping into this one. I don't know to many people who go "So, are you ready to have sex now?".... Other person - "Sure. Lets do this." Just try to get to some heavy makin out slick and just let it happen. You'll quickly find out how far it'll go. You don't ask to make out do you?
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08-22-2004, 04:39 PM	#12
Over-Head Boom, Boom , Crash Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: In my shed Casino cash: $9995760	Jenny, you know ANY man would be all over ya in a new york minute,,,but thats another story Did our poster boy for virginity get laid this weekend or what? __________________ ...Illegitimus non Carborundum est...
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