I fucking HATE Golf !!!!....

WilliamTheIrish · 09-16-2004, 09:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Skip Towne

Man, you really SUCK. I'll bet I can beat you with a driver and a 5 iron on the course of your choice. Of course you are a K-State fan so I feel a little guilty taking advantage of the feeble minded. While minding my own business late one night in the 19th hole, the Women's Club Champion got to talking shit to me. Innocently, I told her I could beat her with a driver and an 8 iron. Lots of bets took place and her husband bet heavily on me. He was a wise man as I shot a 39 to her 45. It is surprisingly easy to putt with a driver and actually not a handicap at all. Women are stupid but so are K-State fans.

All women talk shit to you, needle dick. I'd talk shit on a pony tailed 80 year old Direct Tv installer too.

**Skip Towne** · 09-16-2004, 09:53 PM

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Originally Posted by WilliamTheIrish

All women talk shit to you, needle dick. I'd talk shit on a pony tailed 80 year old Direct Tv installer too.

Get your money and your golf clubs out motherfucker and lets go find out. K Your going to get embarassed by an old needle dick who owns a state championship. Keep running your mouth.

WilliamTheIrish · 09-16-2004, 10:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Skip Towne

Get your money and your golf clubs out motherfucker and lets go find out. K Your going to get embarassed by an old needle dick who owns a state championship. Keep running your mouth.

I'll be there geezer. Drop your golf clubs and your walker and your prosthetic pee pee and your soiled diaper memories of a state championship.

You won't get money, but I might buy you a beer before I treat your Social Security garnering azz like I did my clubs today.