Help, deaf neighbors getting their freak on.

[CosmicPal]

I think I'm going to have to cancel my date tonight upon reading this thread.

I may never read another non-football thread again- particularly if it has the words 'fat chicks' somewhere in the thread.

[CosmicPal]

Originally Posted by ENDelt260

Were you slated to hook up with a fattie w/ a yeast infection?

Thank gawd, no....

I can thank my lucky stars or somewhat tainted beer goggles I've never done it with a fat broad. I don't mean to be inherently unforgiving or incorrigible, but I do not see anything erotic about getting into bed with a beached whale.

I can honestly say I tried to do a drunken intercourse with a fat broad once, but Johnny didn't want to come out to play.

[Brando]

Originally Posted by CosmicPal

Thank gawd, no....

I can thank my lucky stars or somewhat tainted beer goggles I've never done it with a fat broad. I don't mean to be inherently unforgiving or incorrigible, but I do not see anything erotic about getting into bed with a beached whale.

I can honestly say I tried to do a drunken intercourse with a fat broad once, but Johnny didn't want to come out to play.

So how is that you find the uglies that aren't fat? I'm sure that guy with the stories is riveted.

[CosmicPal]

Originally Posted by Brando

So how is that you find the uglies that aren't fat?

I stay away from them as well. HOWEVER- one night a friend of mine knew this gal who was ugly. And ugly is a nice way of putting it. Towards the end of the night, after we all returned from the bars she and I were sitting on the couch- in the dark. One thing led to another.

When I woke up the next morning, my bedroom looked as though a hurricane had hit the house. Even the mattress was on the floor with half of it stretched up against the wall. I'm like "yeah, baby." But, then I looked at who my partner in crime was, and I had to go jump in the shower and brush my teeth right away...

I actually did it with her another drunken night- she was simply that good.

Other than that- I've been very blessed to have had such beautiful partners- such as the one I'm with now.

[Brando]

Originally Posted by CosmicPal

I stay away from them as well. HOWEVER- one night a friend of mine knew this gal who was ugly. And ugly is a nice way of putting it. Towards the end of the night, after we all returned from the bars she and I were sitting on the couch- in the dark. One thing led to another.

When I woke up the next morning, my bedroom looked as though a hurrican had hit the house. Even the mattress was on the floor with half of it stretched up against the wall. I'm like "yeah, baby." But, then I looked at who my partner in crime was, and I had to go jump in the shower and brush my teeth right away...

I actually did it with her another drunken night- she was simply that good.

Other than that- I've been very blessed with to have had such beautiful partners- such as the one I'm with now.

C'mon..we're all guys here...you can admit it.