Women and Fire Fighters

[angel]

Originally Posted by KCHawg

Hey Angel! I have a uniform!

the uniform is only a small part of the fireman charm-- there is also the running into burning buildings to save cute puppies or babies, playing cards, having a dalmation, looking fabulous with no shirt on, being strong enough to carry me out of a burning building just in case I faint from smoke inhalation, and not looking like Jacquin Phoenix (he's not attractive).

In short, I'm not really a uniform gal- I'm more of the saving people and puppies from burning buildings lover.

Originally Posted by angel

the uniform is only a small part of the fireman charm-- there is also the running into burning buildings to save cute puppies or babies, playing cards, having a dalmation, looking fabulous with no shirt on, being strong enough to carry me out of a burning building just in case I faint from smoke inhalation, and not looking like Jacquin Phoenix (he's not attractive).

In short, I'm not really a uniform gal- I'm more of the saving people and puppies from burning buildings lover.

Play cards: check
Used to wear a uniform: check
Used to have a dalmation (dumbest dog ever): check
Used to look fabulous with no shirt on: check
being strong enough to carry you out of a building: check

How much ransom do you think your family could afford, angel?

[angel]

Originally Posted by Phobia

Play cards: check
Used to wear a uniform: check
Used to have a dalmation (dumbest dog ever): check
Used to look fabulous with no shirt on: check
being strong enough to carry you out of a building: check

How much ransom do you think your family could afford, angel?

three out of the five you checked off are in the "used to" category... that just won't fly

ransom?

what does kidnapping have to do with anything?

Originally Posted by angel

three out of the five you checked off are in the "used to" category... that just won't fly

ransom?

what does kidnapping have to do with anything?

Strength to carry you out of a building was my tie-in. It's weak. Sorry you were subjected to it.

[PastorMikH]

Originally Posted by Phobia

Used to have a dalmation (dumbest dog ever): check

I have a cocker spaniel that I'd wager is dumber than your dalmation.

[Skip Towne]

How do you measure dog dumbness? Does one of you have a dummeter?

Originally Posted by PastorMikH

I have a cocker spaniel that I'd wager is dumber than your dalmation.

My bitch didn't know what to do with her puppies, so she ate them.

Originally Posted by ENDelt260

Maybe she was just afraid one would someday usurp her power.

Okay - whatever the hell that means.