Shit your wife does that MAKES YOU INSANE - Page 4

Frazod · 03:55 PM

The first week of December, I finished my Christmas shopping. One of the gifts was a Best Buy gift card for the brother-in-law. I put it in a spot in the kitchen where it wouldn't get lost. So, I went to wrap it tonight, and GUESS WHAT - it's gone.

I didn't touch the ****ing thing. But, like every other goddamn thing that dissappears around here, the wife HAS NO IDEA WHERE IT IS AND NEVER TOUCHED IT. Just like every other damn thing that she swears she never saw or touched that I find in some maddeningly stupid-assed place that only she would put it, anywhere from a week to a year later, and always when I'm looking for something else that magically vanished in the same manner. "Wasn't me, honey. Must have been you. And why do you always blame me?"

BECAUSE YOU'RE ALWAYS THE ONE WHO ****ING LOSES THINGS!

And then, when I clearly bust her on it, she still denies it. Never an apology. Never an "I was wrong." Just I DIDN'T DO IT.

Well, I don't have a week to a year to wait for this to turn up, so I'll have to go back out at the height of last-minute-rush Christmas shopping hell and replace it (I'd make her do it, but she doesn't drive). I'M SO ****ING PISSED OFF I CAN'T SEE STRAIGHT. More money flying out of my wallet after a month that has already seen me melt my friggin credit cards into goo.

WHY DOES SHE DO THIS? WHY WHY WHY

Kerberos · 12-23-2004, 08:43 AM

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Originally Posted by frazod

They're in a jar under the bathroom sink, next to the tampons.

No they are NOT ..his balls are in her purse where she can keep an eye on them and show them to her friends during the Wednesday Rotory meeting!

Ghostof · 12-23-2004, 08:51 AM

I spent close to $2000 this holiday season

dont talk to me about wives and presents and holidays

Braincase · 12-23-2004, 08:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Old Codger

Sounds familiar...

And I'm sure you meant 'she' wants to talk etc...??

Thanks for catching that one Codger. I usually go back and edit, but I was in a hurry this morning.

Scaga · 12-23-2004, 09:01 AM

#1 (on my list of many)

"I told you that last week....why can't you remember anything"

Bull$hit!!!!
Did it ever occur to her that perhaps once, just once, that SHE actually forgot to tell me!!!

#2 Breathing....I hate it when she does that

**Iowanian** · 12-23-2004, 09:02 AM

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Originally Posted by UserName

I'm not married. And hopefully I never will be.

If I were at home, I soooooooooooooooo have a pic waiting for a moment like this.

**Iowanian** · 12-23-2004, 09:05 AM

Fraz,
The only reason women get away with HALF of the things they do, is because they have ALL of the Poosay.

I have no major complaints at this time. The worst thing Brideowanian does is keep the house too clean.

I'm probably the one that irritates her more, as hard as that may be to believe...........She can be looking at me, talking about something(maybe her day) and I just totally zone out and don't hear or retain anything....which comes up later when I don't remember or ask a question about what I was just told.

wutamess · 12-23-2004, 09:05 AM

Your wife could be like mine's and turn put the toilet paper in the wrong way.

Or suggest get togethers with other people and come to me like they suggested the entire idea.

Or your wife could bounce checks because of "miscalculations" on her part.

Or your wife could put every piece of paper and child's homework on the kitchen table and act like I'm wrong for throwing it all away because it doesn't belong there.

~Constant instigator.

**Skip Towne** · 12-23-2004, 09:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian

If I were at home, I soooooooooooooooo have a pic waiting for a moment like this.

Well, damn, and I soooooooooooo need to be entertained.

**HemiEd** · 12-23-2004, 09:09 AM

" Improper use of refrigerator shelves. The shelves in a refrigerator are all set at different heights. The top shelf has about 12" of headroom, so it's perfect for milk, 2 liters of pop, etc. So why is it that every time I need to put a tall item on the top shelf, I have to move seventeen different 4" items that would have fit on any other shelf in the damn fridge. Is it that hard to figure out? The short stuff goes on the short shelves. Meanwhile, the lettuce is frozen because she keeps it the meat drawer, and the lunch meat spoils faster because it's in the crisper."

This is classic, I gave up on this years ago and just deal with it. I had totally forgotten about, very funny! Made my day, I thought I was the only one that had a wife that could not figure this out. I think our Marriage is on it's fourth refrigerator and it has been a consistent issue through all of them!

JazzzLovr · 12-23-2004, 09:11 AM

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Originally Posted by SDChiefsfan

No. It's like if it involves ANYTHING electronic, it's interfering with her friggin' brain waves or some sh*t.

So, did you two meet online or something? Because that would explain a lot.

Mojo Rising · 12-23-2004, 09:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian

Fraz,
The only reason women get away with HALF of the things they do, is because they have ALL of the Poosay.

I have no major complaints at this time. The worst thing Brideowanian does is keep the house too clean.

I'm probably the one that irritates her more, as hard as that may be to believe...........She can be looking at me, talking about something(maybe her day) and I just totally zone out and don't hear or retain anything....which comes up later when I don't remember or ask a question about what I was just told.

I think I'm in your boat. The things I do have to piss off my wife worse than the things she does.

I can zone out too but my buddy really f'd up. We were at his wedding last month and not only did he not make his wife say she'd obey in her vows but he vowed to listen and talk with her. I have never heard such a vow. Whipped!

JazzzLovr · 12-23-2004, 09:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian

Fraz,
The only reason women get away with HALF of the things they do, is because they have ALL of the Poosay.

Somebody should build a robot.

JazzzLovr · 12-23-2004, 09:14 AM

Hey, Tim... When you run across that first Best Buy gift card, you're certainly welcome to send it to me.

Chiefnj · 12-23-2004, 09:15 AM

Sh*t your wife does that makes you insane:

Breathe.

ROYC75 · 12-23-2004, 09:17 AM

Too many to list...... Like Jeff, I'll plead the 5th in order to keep my balls in place as well.

BTW, there are some on here that do remind me of our house....LOL

This thread will be classic by noon today.

12-22-2004, 11:58 PM
Frazod Did you hear what I said? Join Date: Aug 2000 Casino cash: $-566615	Shit your wife does that MAKES YOU INSANE The first week of December, I finished my Christmas shopping. One of the gifts was a Best Buy gift card for the brother-in-law. I put it in a spot in the kitchen where it wouldn't get lost. So, I went to wrap it tonight, and GUESS WHAT - it's gone. I didn't touch the **ing thing. But, like every other goddamn thing that dissappears around here, the wife HAS NO IDEA WHERE IT IS AND NEVER TOUCHED IT. Just like every other damn thing that she swears she never saw or touched that I find in some maddeningly stupid-assed place that only she would put it, anywhere from a week to a year later, and always when I'm looking for something else that magically vanished in the same manner. "Wasn't me, honey. Must have been you. And why do you always blame me?" BECAUSE YOU'RE ALWAYS THE ONE WHO ING LOSES THINGS! And then, when I clearly bust her on it, she still denies it. Never an apology. Never an "I was wrong." Just I DIDN'T DO IT. Well, I don't have a week to a year to wait for this to turn up, so I'll have to go back out at the height of last-minute-rush Christmas shopping hell and replace it (I'd make her do it, but she doesn't drive). I'M SO *ING PISSED OFF I CAN'T SEE STRAIGHT. More money flying out of my wallet after a month that has already seen me melt my friggin credit cards into goo. WHY DOES SHE DO THIS? WHY WHY WHY Last edited by Frazod; 01-08-2012 at 03:55 PM.. Reason: Fixed my filter violations!*
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12-23-2004, 08:51 AM	#47
Ghostof Starter Join Date: Aug 2004 Casino cash: $10004900	I spent close to $2000 this holiday season dont talk to me about wives and presents and holidays
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12-23-2004, 09:01 AM	#49
Scaga Pissed off now Joboo Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: On my wife's $hitlist Casino cash: $1241665	Shit your wife does that MAKES YOU INSANE #1 (on my list of many) "I told you that last week....why can't you remember anything" Bull$hit!!!! Did it ever occur to her that perhaps once, just once, that SHE actually forgot to tell me!!! #2 Breathing....I hate it when she does that __________________ Bluto: Christ. Seven years of college down the drain. Might as well join the f_cking Peace Corps
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12-23-2004, 09:05 AM	#51
Iowanian Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utopia Casino cash: $1818454	Fraz, The only reason women get away with HALF of the things they do, is because they have ALL of the Poosay. I have no major complaints at this time. The worst thing Brideowanian does is keep the house too clean. I'm probably the one that irritates her more, as hard as that may be to believe...........She can be looking at me, talking about something(maybe her day) and I just totally zone out and don't hear or retain anything....which comes up later when I don't remember or ask a question about what I was just told.
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12-23-2004, 09:05 AM	#52
wutamess MVP Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Lee's Summit Casino cash: $4711637	Your wife could be like mine's and turn put the toilet paper in the wrong way. Or suggest get togethers with other people and come to me like they suggested the entire idea. Or your wife could bounce checks because of "miscalculations" on her part. Or your wife could put every piece of paper and child's homework on the kitchen table and act like I'm wrong for throwing it all away because it doesn't belong there. ~Constant instigator. Last edited by wutamess; 12-23-2004 at 09:13 AM..
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12-23-2004, 09:09 AM	#54
HemiEd Supporter Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Ozarks Casino cash: $-289436	" Improper use of refrigerator shelves. The shelves in a refrigerator are all set at different heights. The top shelf has about 12" of headroom, so it's perfect for milk, 2 liters of pop, etc. So why is it that every time I need to put a tall item on the top shelf, I have to move seventeen different 4" items that would have fit on any other shelf in the damn fridge. Is it that hard to figure out? The short stuff goes on the short shelves. Meanwhile, the lettuce is frozen because she keeps it the meat drawer, and the lunch meat spoils faster because it's in the crisper." This is classic, I gave up on this years ago and just deal with it. I had totally forgotten about, very funny! Made my day, I thought I was the only one that had a wife that could not figure this out. I think our Marriage is on it's fourth refrigerator and it has been a consistent issue through all of them!
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12-23-2004, 09:14 AM	#58
JazzzLovr Old timer Join Date: Jan 2002 Casino cash: $10004925	Hey, Tim... When you run across that first Best Buy gift card, you're certainly welcome to send it to me.
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12-23-2004, 09:15 AM	#59
Chiefnj MVP Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Willis, Harris and Davis. Casino cash: $10004900	Sh*t your wife does that makes you insane: Breathe.
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12-23-2004, 09:17 AM	#60
ROYC75 Time For Your Wake Up Call !!! Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Barn Yard Casino cash: $2317400	Too many to list...... Like Jeff, I'll plead the 5th in order to keep my balls in place as well. BTW, there are some on here that do remind me of our house....LOL This thread will be classic by noon today. __________________ Our society is run by insane people for insane objectives. I think we're being run by maniacs for maniacal ends and I think I'm liable to be put away as insane for expressing that. That's what's insane about it. John Lennon Last edited by Rich Scanlon; 12-23-2004 at 09:28 AM..
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