Shit your wife does that MAKES YOU INSANE

[KCTitus]

It's really only 2 things...

First, my tombstone will say: "He waited..." I figure in the 15 years my wife and I have been married/dating, I have spent probably one single year waiting on her to get ready to go, leave for church, go to the parents house for dinner, go out to dinner...basically anything that required her to leave the house. But really, that's not the most irritating part...every single time she's leaving the house for ANY reason, she goes, gets in the car and then makes a minimum of TWO trips back inside for something. I never know what it is, but it's 2 trips back inside.

Second, someone mentioned the wife having a 'junk' drawer...how about a junk 'room' and it's not just any room, it's what is supposed to be the dining room. The wife's a pack rat, will not throw anything away. The house is so cluttered sometimes I just cant stand it and I go and hide out in my shed and watch ESPN. If I had the house for a month I could unload about 4 tons of junk and she would never miss it. Sometimes I'll try to secretly throw some of the stuff out, if she catches me I ask her if it's so important she can tell me exactly where I found it...If she's right, I'll let her keep it, if not, into the trash. She's yet to get it right one time.