Shit your wife does that MAKES YOU INSANE

[PastorMikH]

Sounds like you all need to come hear my wife-training sermons.



She used to gripe because I didn't help enough around the house. Then she started griping about the job I did when helping around the house. After about 6 months of this I told her to forget it, if I was going to get yelled at, I was going to deserve it. So I quit doing just about everything. Now she just pretty much keeps her mouth shut when I help out around the house now.

[Nzoner]

Originally Posted by PastorMikH

Sounds like you all need to come hear my wife-training sermons.

Could you call it something else,my wife ain't coming to nothing with a title like that.

[PastorMikH]

Originally Posted by Nzoner 338

Could you call it something else,my wife ain't coming to nothing with a title like that.

Refer to Iowanian's post and tell her to get in the car NOW!.

[Frosty]

Originally Posted by PastorMikH

Then she started griping about the job I did when helping around the house.

The way to never have to help with housework is to always do it wrong or, at least, in a way that bugs the crap outta her. Stuff like tupperware on the bottom shelf of the dishwasher, mixing colors and whites in the washer, stuff like that.

My wife would rearrange the dishwasher EVERY time I loaded. Now I don't load it.

[InChiefsHeaven]

Originally Posted by arc

The way to never have to help with housework is to always do it wrong or, at least, in a way that bugs the crap outta her. Stuff like tupperware on the bottom shelf of the dishwasher, mixing colors and whites in the washer, stuff like that.

My wife would rearrange the dishwasher EVERY time I loaded. Now I don't load it.

Oh hell ya. I basically nipped that whole "you never do anything to help around here" crap in the bud. I told her that the truth is, I do plenty, I just don't do it her way. She either accepts the way that I do it, or does it herself and ...she chose to accept it, for the most part. But that took many many years...

[Lzen]

Originally Posted by PastorMikH

Sounds like you all need to come hear my wife-training sermons.



She used to gripe because I didn't help enough around the house. Then she started griping about the job I did when helping around the house. After about 6 months of this I told her to forget it, if I was going to get yelled at, I was going to deserve it. So I quit doing just about everything. Now she just pretty much keeps her mouth shut when I help out around the house now.

Ha ha ha! Mine absolutely hates the way I fold clothes, especially towels. Needless to say, I hardly ever have to do that job.

On this same subject, mine always ask me to help around the house. So, I do clean up. Then, she'll just start throwing her stuff everywhere. WTF? The room is perfectly clean so now it's time to dirty it up again? Then I tell her that's why I hate cleaning. Eh, that doesn't go over too well, though.