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Old 12-22-2004, 11:58 PM  
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Shit your wife does that MAKES YOU INSANE
The first week of December, I finished my Christmas shopping. One of the gifts was a Best Buy gift card for the brother-in-law. I put it in a spot in the kitchen where it wouldn't get lost. So, I went to wrap it tonight, and GUESS WHAT - it's gone.

I didn't touch the ****ing thing. But, like every other goddamn thing that dissappears around here, the wife HAS NO IDEA WHERE IT IS AND NEVER TOUCHED IT. Just like every other damn thing that she swears she never saw or touched that I find in some maddeningly stupid-assed place that only she would put it, anywhere from a week to a year later, and always when I'm looking for something else that magically vanished in the same manner. "Wasn't me, honey. Must have been you. And why do you always blame me?"

BECAUSE YOU'RE ALWAYS THE ONE WHO ****ING LOSES THINGS!



And then, when I clearly bust her on it, she still denies it. Never an apology. Never an "I was wrong." Just I DIDN'T DO IT.



Well, I don't have a week to a year to wait for this to turn up, so I'll have to go back out at the height of last-minute-rush Christmas shopping hell and replace it (I'd make her do it, but she doesn't drive). I'M SO ****ING PISSED OFF I CAN'T SEE STRAIGHT. More money flying out of my wallet after a month that has already seen me melt my friggin credit cards into goo.

WHY DOES SHE DO THIS? WHY WHY WHY

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Old 12-23-2004, 09:51 AM   #76
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Old 12-23-2004, 09:55 AM   #77
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After reading this entire thread all I have to say is I concur.
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Old 12-23-2004, 09:56 AM   #78
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She doesnt swallow
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Old 12-23-2004, 09:58 AM   #79
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She doesnt swallow
I think I may have dated her once. And I do mean once.
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Old 12-23-2004, 09:58 AM   #80
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Shit your wife does that MAKES YOU INSANE:




She doesnt swallow
Start popping off in her eye. Enough of the burn and she'll either swallow or stop giving head. Ummm...on second thought..sorry I'm no help here.
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Old 12-23-2004, 09:59 AM   #81
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She doesnt swallow

did you know this before you married her?
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Old 12-23-2004, 10:00 AM   #82
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Old 12-23-2004, 10:01 AM   #83
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I find that when you tie them down with a gun to their head they will do just about anything that you ask.
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Old 12-23-2004, 10:05 AM   #84
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Shit your wife does that MAKES YOU INSANE:

She doesnt swallow
Thankfully,my post made it in a minute before this.
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Old 12-23-2004, 10:05 AM   #85
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Sounds like you all need to come hear my wife-training sermons.



She used to gripe because I didn't help enough around the house. Then she started griping about the job I did when helping around the house. After about 6 months of this I told her to forget it, if I was going to get yelled at, I was going to deserve it. So I quit doing just about everything. Now she just pretty much keeps her mouth shut when I help out around the house now.
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Old 12-23-2004, 10:09 AM   #86
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Sounds like you all need to come hear my wife-training sermons.
Could you call it something else,my wife ain't coming to nothing with a title like that.
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Old 12-23-2004, 10:12 AM   #87
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Yeah, I hate that one too, but it's not that bad.

What I do hate though is when she hangs a shirt and my work slacks on the same hanger. No biggie if I want to wear that shirt/slacks combo. But if I just want the slacks, it's a gigantic PITA to get them off the hanger.
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Old 12-23-2004, 10:13 AM   #88
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You don't want to buy the GF's domestic(Kitchen Appliances ect.) shit or they get pissed at you. Anybody got any ideas???
I'd suggest something for the both of you,like Victoria's Secret.
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Yeah, I hate that one too, but it's not that bad.

What I do hate though is when she hangs a shirt and my work slacks on the same hanger. No biggie if I want to wear that shirt/slacks combo. But if I just want the slacks, it's a gigantic PITA to get them off the hanger.
Does no one beat their wife anymore? That's it..I'm calling my wedding off. Having a wife is like having a penis. It's no fun unless you get to beat it twice a day.
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OMG, this thread is hilarious! I especially like this one.

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My wife has not one, but two Master's degrees...

yet, can she friggin' figure out how to program the VCR, set the clock on the Microwave, hookup the Camcorder to the TV, or download pics to the computer?

No. It's like if it involves ANYTHING electronic, it's interfering with her friggin' brain waves or some sh*t.

My wife may not have any Master's degrees but, she is an intelligent woman. But she is the same way. I can teach my kids how to operate electronics easier than teaching her.
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