"All Idiot Team" Contract And Demands Thread...Place Your Demands Here!!

Mark M · 12-21-2000, 08:09 AM

My demands are simple:

1. I will always be the starter, regardless of whether or not I win a playoff game.
2. No shotgun formation (see #3 for why).
3. Cameron's uni will consist of a thong, helmet, shoes and a smile. That's it.
4. Before each game, instead of touching the sign like they do at Notre Dame or rubbing the Lion ala Penn State, we all get to kick Packfan in the nuts.
5. No cheap beer. I can only drink Guiness, Bass Ale, any Boulevard product or Warsteiner. Rolling Rock is okay, too. Otherwise, I will guarantee no playoff wins.
6. A new car to replace my wife's '91 Tempo she wrecked last week. A Mercedes will do nicely.

MM
~~Doesn't think he's that demading.

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12-21-2000, 08:09 AM	#11
Mark M What time is it? Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: You tell me ... Casino cash: $9884900	My demands are simple: 1. I will always be the starter, regardless of whether or not I win a playoff game. 2. No shotgun formation (see #3 for why). 3. Cameron's uni will consist of a thong, helmet, shoes and a smile. That's it. 4. Before each game, instead of touching the sign like they do at Notre Dame or rubbing the Lion ala Penn State, we all get to kick Packfan in the nuts. 5. No cheap beer. I can only drink Guiness, Bass Ale, any Boulevard product or Warsteiner. Rolling Rock is okay, too. Otherwise, I will guarantee no playoff wins. 6. A new car to replace my wife's '91 Tempo she wrecked last week. A Mercedes will do nicely. MM ~~Doesn't think he's that demading. ------------------ [i]One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures.[/i] --George W. Bush
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