Is your kid text messaging in class? (memo: lock up your daughters)

[Over-Head]

My last year in school they band wearing baseball caps inside, but pager’s, and cell phones ringing during class was alright.
Personally I think anyone (like my better half’s best friend) who allows a kid (16yrs or younger /not having a job to pay the bill themselves) to own a phone needs a slap in the head, not to mention allowing said kid to take it to school.

The world has become so fuggen obsessed with being available I can’t count the times I’ve walked into a public rest room only to hear some idiot yapping away while taking a dump.
Just try and go to a restaurant and enjoy a nice relaxing diner with out hearing some fuggen obnoxious tone coming from someone’s purse or pocket, as they feel their so damn important they MUST be available 24/7/365.
As for the kid in PE class, his phone would have been duct taped to the wall and bating practice begun with a $10 bounty for who ever could nail the thing with a line drive

Of any invention in the last 100 years I honestly feel humanity could do with out, Cell phones have my vote.
I HATE THE FU@KEN THINGS
Half the time I forward mine to the better half in case new clients need to get in touch with me, other wise, the contractors I deal with have to actually get off their fat lazy ass and come talk to me face to face.

It’s mighty surprising how little I ever get into arguments with people face to face as opposed to cell phone calls.

[ptlyon]

Originally Posted by Over-Head

...some idiot yapping away while taking a dump.

Name one person that doesn't do that.

[Over-Head]

Originally Posted by ptlyon

Name one person that doesn't do that.

Me, my fiancée' (I’ve never been with her in a lady's room so I have to take her word for it), the other 3 guy's in the band I play in, and quite a few others I can think of.

I got a call from a contractor once and he was talking while trying to "pinch a loaf", so I hung up,
He called back immediately,
I hung up again.
He called back AGAIN ,
I hung up again.

Later that day he comes over to the job site where I’m taping out a house, calls me outside and starts trying to tell me off for hanging up on him.
This prompted me to turn side on "whip out the old boy" and start pissing on the ground.
He flipped and say's "man, that’s just sick, couldn’t you have at least gone around the side of the house or something"

I said , "As sick as trying to tell someone what color paint they want in a master bedroom while you hear the strain in their voice as they push out a turd?

[siberian khatru]

Originally Posted by Over-Head

I said , "As sick as trying to tell someone what color paint they want in a master bedroom while you hear the strain in their voice as they push out a turd?

"I think the mauve (HNNNNN!) on the walls would look niiice (NNNGGG!) and would go welllll (AAAAHHH!) with the rose trimmm (HYUNH!) (*FART*)."

[Over-Head]

Originally Posted by siberian khatru

"I think the mauve (HNNNNN!) on the walls would look niiice (NNNGGG!) and would go welllll (AAAAHHH!) with the rose trimmm (HYUNH!) (*FART*)."

IT WAS YOU YA BASTAGE!

[ptlyon]

Originally Posted by Over-Head

Me, my fiancée' (I’ve never been with her in a lady's room so I have to take her word for it), the other 3 guy's in the band I play in, and quite a few others I can think of.

You guys are weird.

[Over-Head]

Originally Posted by ptlyon

You guys are weird.

Let me get this straight. I REFUSE to talk on a cell phone while taking a shit, and you think I’m weird?
You’re a Chiefs fan right?, should have known

[ptlyon]

Originally Posted by Over-Head

Let me get this straight. I REFUSE to talk on a cell phone while taking a shit, and you think I’m weird?
You’re a Chiefs fan right?, should have known

And a Rayduhs fan has values?

Laughable.