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View Poll Results: Does natural child birth activate a baby?
Of course. You should meet ________, it's proof. 5 21.74%
No way. Besides, if it did the chemicals would eventually wear out anyway. 12 52.17%
I'm not sure but I'd guess Gaz wan't activated. 6 26.09%
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Old 04-13-2005, 07:29 AM   #1
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Your theory is nonsense. I know people that were born C-section and they are normal.
Another C-Section kid, no doubt...
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Old 04-13-2005, 07:50 AM   #2
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Your theory is nonsense. I know people that were born C-section and they are normal.

And gosh darnit people like me.
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Old 04-13-2005, 07:25 AM   #3
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My rule of thumb is that when you pull a bizarre theory out of your ass, it is usually wrong. Are there any philosophers out there who can who can help support or reject this rule of thumb?



Seriously, on what do you base this theory of yours, Simplex3?

Never know, maybe something to it. I know that going through the birth canal squeezes the liquid from their lungs and helps clear them. Otherwise they have to rough the baby up a little get’em really scream’n to do the same thing.
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Old 04-13-2005, 07:18 AM   #4
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Ok, most of the people I've known in life who were born C-section have some stability issues. So here's my theory, let me know what you think:

Squeezing the baby's head during natural birth "activates" them, kind of like squeezing a chemical ice pack. When kids are born C-section they are denied activation and therefore have problems throughout life.

Any medical personell that can help support or reject this theory?

Wow, .. just.... wow.
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Old 04-13-2005, 07:23 AM   #5
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Wow, .. just.... wow.
Obviously a "C-section" baby with whom this hits too close to home....heh.
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In all seriousness, I think there is something with the woman's hormones that happens through labor that aids in the woman's recovery. I've heard that when women have scheduled C-sections (without ever even going into labor) their recovery is much, much harder than women who have C-sections after laboring for a while, which is what happened with my wife. She labored for about 12 hours before the Doctor decided that our baby wasn't going to be delivered vaginally, no matter how long we went (it turned out he was face up, instead of face down, plus he has a HUGE head).

Anyway, her recovery has been great. 8 weeks, and she's dropped 30lbs. and is back to running and working out.

Her next one may be scheduled, so I'll be able to tell you if there was a difference between the two in a couple of years.
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Old 04-13-2005, 07:52 AM   #7
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She labored for about 12 hours before the Doctor decided that our baby wasn't going to be delivered vaginally, no matter how long we went (it turned out he was face up, instead of face down, plus he has a HUGE head).
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Old 04-13-2005, 07:57 AM   #9
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That one kinda leapt out at ya, didn't it?
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Old 04-13-2005, 08:01 AM   #10
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I was born C-section. Now every time I leave the house, I jump out the window.
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My apologies for that.

Sorry Phil, he's far too handsome for you to have had any part in his inception.
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Old 04-13-2005, 07:59 AM   #12
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Sorry Phil, he's far too handsome for you to have had any part in his inception.
Oh, well that's a relief. Plus it's a boy. I don't think I have any male swimmers.
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In all seriousness, I think there is something with the woman's hormones that happens through labor that aids in the woman's recovery. I've heard that when women have scheduled C-sections (without ever even going into labor) their recovery is much, much harder than women who have C-sections after laboring for a while, which is what happened with my wife. She labored for about 12 hours before the Doctor decided that our baby wasn't going to be delivered vaginally, no matter how long we went (it turned out he was face up, instead of face down, plus he has a HUGE head).

Anyway, her recovery has been great. 8 weeks, and she's dropped 30lbs. and is back to running and working out.

Her next one may be scheduled, so I'll be able to tell you if there was a difference between the two in a couple of years.
I had a scheduled C-section....never experienced a single labor pain. It was wonderful. Felt like I went to a resort for 3 days. And I was walking and getting up just fine in under a week. Dropped 25 lbs instantly that week.
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I should send out alot of Invoices. If squeezing someone's head activatest the brain, I activated alot of brains in my wrestling career.

Also if this were True.........gochiefs' unit would be the Most Intelligent Human lifeform on earth. He's one star wars pud-whackathon away from solving Hydrogen energy and curing Cancer.
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