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View Poll Results: Does natural child birth activate a baby?
Of course. You should meet ________, it's proof. 5 21.74%
No way. Besides, if it did the chemicals would eventually wear out anyway. 12 52.17%
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Old 04-13-2005, 01:23 AM  
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I have a theory about C-section kids...
Ok, most of the people I've known in life who were born C-section have some stability issues. So here's my theory, let me know what you think:

Squeezing the baby's head during natural birth "activates" them, kind of like squeezing a chemical ice pack. When kids are born C-section they are denied activation and therefore have problems throughout life.

Any medical personell that can help support or reject this theory?


[edit] Ok, some of you were taking this WAAAAY to seriously (you know who you are). It was a joke. Have we really reached the point where when something this absurd is posted we actually believe it? I mean, come on, who am I, badgranny or chiefs8me? [/edit]
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Old 04-13-2005, 08:15 AM   #31
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Old 04-13-2005, 08:52 AM   #32
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I was born C-section. Now every time I leave the house, I jump out the window.
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Old 04-13-2005, 09:06 AM   #33
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- you've got a lot of catching up to do.
Heh, 1st one did nothing, guess I'm really far behind the curve.
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Old 04-13-2005, 09:07 AM   #34
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This thread is hilarious....

squeezing heads...

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Old 04-13-2005, 09:09 AM   #35
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Life would be so much better if you could just squeeze the head of a stupid person and make them smart.

For that matter, life would be a little better even if you could just squeeze the head of a stupid person without any effect.
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Old 04-13-2005, 09:09 AM   #36
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Heh, 1st one did nothing, guess I'm really far behind the curve.
The other head Roy, the bigger head head....
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Old 04-13-2005, 09:09 AM   #37
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Ok, some of you are taking this WAY too seriously.

For those of you who were looking for actual medical evidence: Relax.

For you C-section types that took offense: That's what this was, a poke at some random people

It's stupid and silly. It's meant to elicit comments like this:

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Old 04-13-2005, 09:12 AM   #38
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I better not put in my 2 cents or he will accuse me of ruining his thread and taking all of his attention.....
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Old 04-13-2005, 09:16 AM   #39
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I better not put in my 2 cents or he will accuse me of ruining his thread and taking all of his attention.....
Stick your head in this for a few hours, have someone tighten it down....tight....

Then you can make your contribution.
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I better not put in my 2 cents or he will accuse me of ruining his thread and taking all of his attention.....
I'm sorry, did you say something? I wasn't paying attention.
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Old 04-13-2005, 09:20 AM   #41
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Ok, some of you are taking this WAY too seriously.

For those of you who were looking for actual medical evidence: Relax.

For you C-section types that took offense: That's what this was, a poke at some random people

It's stupid and silly. It's meant to elicit comments like this:
oops.

Well in that case, do you think C-sections can cause you to be a big fat sissy who talks shit on the nerd cause you'll get beat in real life??
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Old 04-13-2005, 09:22 AM   #42
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oops.

Well in that case, do you think C-sections can cause you to be a big fat sissy who talks shit on the nerd cause you'll get beat in real life??
Not sure. You going to tell us or keep us in suspense?
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oops.

Well in that case, do you think C-sections can cause you to be a big fat sissy who talks shit on the nerd cause you'll get beat in real life??

It actually kind of makes sense. Even during birth, they aren't getting any.
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Old 04-13-2005, 09:26 AM   #44
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This thread is funny as hell, human glowsticks brighter when activated.

As to being serious. I have met some extremely bright individual who were born C-section so I really doubt this theory.
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