I think there might be bears in my back yard.

**CosmicPal** · 04-13-2005, 02:17 PM

I highly doubt these are bears you are talking about, Kev.

C'mon- you are in the middle of the city. How do you think a bear is going to make it to your backyard without being noticed. You think the bear put on a clown suit and walked on it's hind legs for say, oh, uhm, 20 or 30 miles into town? And I don't buy the fact the bear rode in on a unicycle either.

Now, it may have fallen out of the back of a truck carrying circus animals, but I haven't heard anything about a missing bear in the Denver news.

So, I think you're getting up in the middle of the night, putting on your fake bear suit and rolling around in the backyard during one of your sleepwalking episodes. You've had a strange fascination with putting honey on everything lately and now you're experiencing these bear-like symptoms.

Otherwise, it's more likely to be a UFO that landed in your yard. That makes more sense.

Jenny Gump · 04-13-2005, 04:25 PM

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Originally Posted by CosmicPal

I highly doubt these are bears you are talking about, Kev.

C'mon- you are in the middle of the city. How do you think a bear is going to make it to your backyard without being noticed. You think the bear put on a clown suit and walked on it's hind legs for say, oh, uhm, 20 or 30 miles into town? And I don't buy the fact the bear rode in on a unicycle either.

You know what would be awesome? Is to dress a bear up in a bear suit, that way, when someone starts to unzip the suit, they're thinking "Heh...just a stupid bear suit....I should've known."

Then they find a real bear inside and get eaten. That would be really funny.

**Rain Man** · 04-13-2005, 04:37 PM

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Originally Posted by JennyGump

You know what would be awesome? Is to dress a bear up in a bear suit, that way, when someone starts to unzip the suit, they're thinking "Heh...just a stupid bear suit....I should've known."

Then they find a real bear inside and get eaten. That would be really funny.

You really should turn your mind toward solving the secrets of the universe.

**Skip Towne** · 04-13-2005, 04:49 PM

I think Kevin is making all this up in an attempt to boost the bear industry.

**Rain Man** · 04-13-2005, 04:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Skip Towne

I think Kevin is making all this up in an attempt to boost the bear industry.

Gotta stop all those Canadian imports somehow...

**Skip Towne** · 04-13-2005, 05:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

Gotta stop all those Canadian imports somehow...

Yeah, nothing worse than a glut of Canadian bears.

Hydrae · 04-13-2005, 06:03 PM

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Originally Posted by JennyGump

You know what would be awesome? Is to dress a bear up in a bear suit, that way, when someone starts to unzip the suit, they're thinking "Heh...just a stupid bear suit....I should've known."

Then they find a real bear inside and get eaten. That would be really funny.

Are you related to Jack Handy?

mcan · 04-13-2005, 06:20 PM

Oh bear spots huh...

I knew a guy who had bear spots one time. He got letter bombed a couple weeks later and died from schrapnal wounds to his FACE! UGH. It was ugly too. Open casket funeral was a bad idea.

My advice to you is to move out, get an unlisted number, and/or get a bomb sniffing dog to go through your mail. You can't be too careful and frankly I care about my Chiefsplanet bretheren, and I'd hate to see you get killed or even worse. I've gone to the liberty of calling the terrorist hotline for you already. You should be getting a visit from the FBI any day now to inspect these spots, and to offer you a great deal on a "bear spot and bomb resistant" mailbox. I already have one. Of course, after what I've been through was there ever any doubt.

Good luck man,
Mcan

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CosmicPal Learn it. Know it. Live it. Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: St. Petersburg, FL Casino cash: $10004900	I highly doubt these are bears you are talking about, Kev. C'mon- you are in the middle of the city. How do you think a bear is going to make it to your backyard without being noticed. You think the bear put on a clown suit and walked on it's hind legs for say, oh, uhm, 20 or 30 miles into town? And I don't buy the fact the bear rode in on a unicycle either. Now, it may have fallen out of the back of a truck carrying circus animals, but I haven't heard anything about a missing bear in the Denver news. So, I think you're getting up in the middle of the night, putting on your fake bear suit and rolling around in the backyard during one of your sleepwalking episodes. You've had a strange fascination with putting honey on everything lately and now you're experiencing these bear-like symptoms. Otherwise, it's more likely to be a UFO that landed in your yard. That makes more sense. __________________ - * - * - * - * - * - * - * - * - * - Four blessings upon my fellow planeteers: Older whiskey, younger women, faster horses, and more money.
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mcan Apr 13,1949 – Dec 15, 2011 Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Kansas City, MO Casino cash: $9996085	Oh bear spots huh... I knew a guy who had bear spots one time. He got letter bombed a couple weeks later and died from schrapnal wounds to his FACE! UGH. It was ugly too. Open casket funeral was a bad idea. My advice to you is to move out, get an unlisted number, and/or get a bomb sniffing dog to go through your mail. You can't be too careful and frankly I care about my Chiefsplanet bretheren, and I'd hate to see you get killed or even worse. I've gone to the liberty of calling the terrorist hotline for you already. You should be getting a visit from the FBI any day now to inspect these spots, and to offer you a great deal on a "bear spot and bomb resistant" mailbox. I already have one. Of course, after what I've been through was there ever any doubt. Good luck man, Mcan
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