I think there might be bears in my back yard.

[NewChief]

Originally Posted by angel

I like the way you're thinking, however, rhinos might pose more of a problem than the bears.
First of all, rhinos can live up to 40 years. That's a long time in human years. Rhinos love eating grass, trees, bushes and other foliage. If you think the "bear spots" are a problem, wait until you see what a 1,000 pound rhino will do to your yard.
Then you have to take into account the endangered thing. Your neighbors might get wind that you have a rhino defending your yard from the bears. When they hear about your rhino, they're going to remember that they once heard the rhino's horn, when ground up, can cure almost anything from fever to food poisoning and will also enhance sexual stamina. Powdered rhino horn is said to be better than viagra and all the other new-fangled drugs they have out there.
But since you brought the rhino to your yard, it's your job to protect this endangered animal now. You'll have to quit your job and guard him full time from your horny neighbors. (no pun intended)
In conclusion, you're on the right track, but I'd try thinking of something other than a rhino... that is, unless you meant the Rhino Records industry. Bears hate pop music.

Nice.