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Originally Posted by leviw

All very true. I forgot to mention the ever classic, "Oh, Levi. That's a great Jewish name."

And I'm sure it would be, if I were Jewish.

Well, what you could do is go something like approach a hot babe who is wearing Levi's jeans and go something like

"Hello, my name is Levi, and I am an certified Levi's jeans inspector. I am here to inspect your jeans to determine if they are in good condition."