ChiefsPlanet New Posters, Lurkers and Noobs...Front and Center. - Page 8

**Iowanian** · 07-01-2005, 08:41 AM

I'm Iowanian and I'll be your tour guide today Please remain seated at all times while the Tram is moving, and as always, thankyou for visiting Chiefsplanet.....[/nasal crackled speaker recited speach voice]

This issue has been coming up in several recent conversations....that new posters and those who don't post often, don't feel welcome, or comfortable to make comment. The Offseason, when its slow, is as good a time as any, to wade into the pool.

Let me say, that prior to joining the planet(a new start) I was very uncomfortable posting at the star.....because "these internet people seem to know each other". I sort of felt like I was interupting someones conversation at a cafe or something. It took "the mike keck incident" to make me just do the cannonball into the pool. I wasn't comfortable until I had an oportunity for a fresh start, when chiefsplanet came online....and it took awhile after that.

Every poster has a story and a personality. Those who have been here a long time, probably know enough about each other's lives to scare the shit out of all of us....just from accumulation of tidbits through the years.

This is your Oportunity to step forward. Introduce yourself. This is a safe place. Let us get to know you, and if anyone is a prick for no reason on this thread, I'll stick my thumb in their Router.

Enjoy this comlimentary coupon for all newer posters for 1 free oportunity, after reading Iowani-commentary for years-months-weeks to sign the fan book, or tell me I'm an ________________.

Welcome.

**cdcox** · 07-01-2005, 11:00 AM

You'd have to ask #2.

Goapics1 · 07-01-2005, 11:03 AM

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Originally Posted by cdcox

You'd have to ask #2.

who dat, phil?

chiefs4me · 07-01-2005, 11:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian

Not here, and not today flo.

It has nothing to do with how long a person has been here.......its about content. You stick your head in the toilet every day, beg people to flush, and then spend a week crying about the Swirley to your BeeHive hairdo. You're * * to my iggy, to spare the board from this continuous crap. I'm done with it.

content fine.....the simple fact is you think you are the only one that knows football.....and when someone posts something you don't agree with.....well then they are idiots or wrong.....

maybe we would have more new poster if you would change your attitude...and by the way...I wish the mods could look at my pm's...I have had to clean my pm box out 3 times in 2 days for all the pm's telling me they don't agree with certain posters and the dirty name calling, or why do they do the dirty name calling....you want tochange this board and get new poster...the change needs to start with YOU...

and I don't give a flying **** if you put me on ignore or not...I am not here for YOU....I also don't give a **** what you think of me and my football knowledge....I deal with little men like you every day....squash them like the bug they are....now kiss my ass and have a nice day.

**cdcox** · 07-01-2005, 11:05 AM

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Originally Posted by apics1

who dat, phil?

It's a secret, but I'll let you in on it since it is be nice to noobs day.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/member.php?u=2

keg in kc · 07-01-2005, 11:05 AM

Wait a second, you've posted about football?

Goapics1 · 07-01-2005, 11:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cdcox

It's a secret, but I'll let you in on it since it is be nice to noobs day.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/member.php?u=2

Austin chief, he is offline. Thanks.

Brando · 07-01-2005, 11:12 AM

I am Brando and although I am short in stature I am not a midget as Phil would lead you to believe. It is only because his head is larger than the average bear that I appear so small to him.
If Chagrin is FAX then welcome! I can't pick a fight with someone that appreciates Quagmire.
Two myths have been dispelled by this thread:
1)Ioranian has no heart
2)There are actually intelligent folk in the "Pork it's the other white meat" State

Goapics1 · 07-01-2005, 11:16 AM

I no longer feel like a noob. Ghostof just neg rep'd me for no reason!

ct · 07-01-2005, 11:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brando

I am Brando and although I am short in stature I am not a midget as Phil would lead you to believe. It is only because his head is larger than the average bear that I appear so small to him.
...

Not sure why, never met Phil or even seen his person (not that person), but this just cracked me up!

**Lzen** · 07-01-2005, 11:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by apics1

I no longer feel like a noob. Ghostof just neg rep'd me for no reason!

I guess that makes you part of the "in" crowd now.

Brando · 07-01-2005, 11:19 AM

One more thing for any nOObs out there. Don't be scared off because people sling shit at each other on here. I had a difficult go of it a few months back and met some incredible people through the Planet.
This is a family albeit a dysfunctional one. We have our closeted gay uncle with herpes (Phobia), our drunken asshole father (ENDelt), the creepy cousin that gets on everyone's nerves (GoQueef), and the naggin mothers that shall remain nameless.
The important thing is that we all will stick together and stomp the mudhole of any asshole in Silver and Black, Orange and Blue, and even the flames with the bolts on their helmets.

Goapics1 · 07-01-2005, 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Lzen

I guess that makes you part of the "in" crowd now.

Yep, and that douche bag can kiss Rich Scanlon's ass.

**Skip Towne** · 07-01-2005, 11:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iowanian

Not here, and not today flo.

It has nothing to do with how long a person has been here.......its about content. You stick your head in the toilet every day, beg people to flush, and then spend a week crying about the Swirley to your BeeHive hairdo. You're * * to my iggy, to spare the board from this continuous crap. I'm done with it.

But...but....but you do your best work with Chiefs4me. You can't quit now.

Brando · 07-01-2005, 11:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by apics1

I no longer feel like a noob. Ghostof just neg rep'd me for no reason!

I get the impression that he is Metrolike's siamese twin.

Chief Henry · 07-01-2005, 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian

At least it wasn't Michael Bolton....

Welcome to the Fray, little buddy.

I think before any child is named, a group of core planet users should be consulted, and given 1hr in a thread to determine the possible fallout from that chosen name.

Trust me..you could be doing worse than bluejean Jokes....Your name isn't Fonda Dicks.

How do you know about Fonda Dicks you perverted buttwipe?

07-01-2005, 08:41 AM
Iowanian Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utopia Casino cash: $1768454	New Posters, Lurkers and Noobs...Front and Center. I'm Iowanian and I'll be your tour guide today Please remain seated at all times while the Tram is moving, and as always, thankyou for visiting Chiefsplanet.....[/nasal crackled speaker recited speach voice] This issue has been coming up in several recent conversations....that new posters and those who don't post often, don't feel welcome, or comfortable to make comment. The Offseason, when its slow, is as good a time as any, to wade into the pool. Let me say, that prior to joining the planet(a new start) I was very uncomfortable posting at the star.....because "these internet people seem to know each other". I sort of felt like I was interupting someones conversation at a cafe or something. It took "the mike keck incident" to make me just do the cannonball into the pool. I wasn't comfortable until I had an oportunity for a fresh start, when chiefsplanet came online....and it took awhile after that. Every poster has a story and a personality. Those who have been here a long time, probably know enough about each other's lives to scare the shit out of all of us....just from accumulation of tidbits through the years. This is your Oportunity to step forward. Introduce yourself. This is a safe place. Let us get to know you, and if anyone is a prick for no reason on this thread, I'll stick my thumb in their Router. Enjoy this comlimentary coupon for all newer posters for 1 free oportunity, after reading Iowani-commentary for years-months-weeks to sign the fan book, or tell me I'm an ________________. Welcome.
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Brando Swiss Family GRobinson Join Date: Sep 2004 Casino cash: $7584036	I am Brando and although I am short in stature I am not a midget as Phil would lead you to believe. It is only because his head is larger than the average bear that I appear so small to him. If Chagrin is FAX then welcome! I can't pick a fight with someone that appreciates Quagmire. Two myths have been dispelled by this thread: 1)Ioranian has no heart 2)There are actually intelligent folk in the "Pork it's the other white meat" State
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Goapics1 Ghetto Superstar Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Midwest Casino cash: $10004900	I no longer feel like a noob. Ghostof just neg rep'd me for no reason!
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07-01-2005, 11:19 AM	#116
Brando Swiss Family GRobinson Join Date: Sep 2004 Casino cash: $7584036	One more thing for any nOObs out there. Don't be scared off because people sling shit at each other on here. I had a difficult go of it a few months back and met some incredible people through the Planet. This is a family albeit a dysfunctional one. We have our closeted gay uncle with herpes (Phobia), our drunken asshole father (ENDelt), the creepy cousin that gets on everyone's nerves (GoQueef), and the naggin mothers that shall remain nameless. The important thing is that we all will stick together and stomp the mudhole of any asshole in Silver and Black, Orange and Blue, and even the flames with the bolts on their helmets.
Posts: 2,858