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"How fascinating that a film about super-humans was made by a collection of sub-humans; what a topsy-turvy world in which we live."
HAHA.
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"Marked by naïve storytelling, goofy tone, clumsy look, and cheesy special effects, Fantastic Four is as bad and outdated as Electra and Daredevil were."
Ouch... that one looks like it really hurts... |
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I have absolutely no interest in that movie.
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Join Date: Apr 2004
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Comic book superhero movies are about as fresh as a shitty diaper on a Mexican garbage heap in August.
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I usually enjoy comic book movies so I plan on seeing it.
Plus it has Jessica Alba in it and I like that guy from The Shield |
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Here's the quotes I e-mailed to the screening rep at the preview I saw last night.
I came in with lowered expectations... and they were too high. --Me Two words: Gawd Awful. --Me "Fantastic Crap." --Me |
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Can't wait to read Mr. Cranky's review.
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Every year I think there is going to be a lot of great summer movies and then it just ends up being a suckfest. Just like the Chiefs every year.
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You knew some cheap ass production was going to coat tail off the hype of spiderman and xmen.
Anything with Jessica Alba in it is going to suck. Same with Jessica Beil . I want to see those two make erotic movies and have hot lesbian scenes together. |
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Yea, this was pretty much expected. Its had a troubled production history to sasy the least. Plus it has a crap director. IM already looking forward to Bryan Singers reenvisioned Superman movie next summer.
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After Batman, this will seem like the Smurfs....the previews make it clear this is a corny ass movie.
I'll pass.
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