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Old 08-23-2005, 10:12 PM  
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Just Saw The Aristocrats
What a funny movie. Tons of laughs from unexpected sources.

It's a documentary about the 'worlds dirtiest joke' which is an inside joke that comedians tell to each other. It's all in the delivery how crass, gross, suggestive, offensive, racist and so on they tell the joke the better.

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Cartman Tells The Joke

Needless to say if you are easily offended don't go see this movie. I saw 5-7 people walk out 15 min into the movie.
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Old 08-24-2005, 12:14 PM   #16
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lol funnest chit i have seen for awhile. i gotta see this movie, but i doubt it comes to kirksville or milan
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Old 08-24-2005, 12:16 PM   #17
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For those of you in the KC area, this movie is playing at the Tivoli starting Friday.
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Old 08-24-2005, 12:19 PM   #18
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Just listened to the Cartman version and read the Sagget version.
Wow.
Not my cup of tea and I'll drink just about anything.
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Old 08-24-2005, 12:31 PM   #19
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Just listened to the Cartman version and read the Sagget version.
Wow.
Not my cup of tea and I'll drink just about anything.
When I think "joke" I think funny, not a 1st grade game of gross-out. I just don't see the humor.

[amc] Now, if you soul-less, filthy, hell-bound, humourless reeruns want to see the movie I'm all for letting you. [/amc]
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Old 08-24-2005, 12:37 PM   #20
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Just listened to the Cartman version and read the Sagget version.
Wow.
Not my cup of tea and I'll drink just about anything.

Where did you read it?
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Old 08-24-2005, 01:01 PM   #21
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Here is an excerpt from a letter from Penn Gillette about the movie...
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Michael Moore and Mel Gibson are the same person, except for a few sit-ups. Moore thought his cheesy political blooper reel was going to tell people how to vote. Mel thought that his little gay S&M movie about his imaginary friend was going to help him get to heaven. George W. Bush is president and there’s still no god. You failed boys. Someone should have told Mike that the bad guys are smarter than him and someone should have told Mel that the Three were Jewish.
The entire letter can be found here...
http://www.movienet.com/aristocrats.html
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Old 08-24-2005, 01:26 PM   #22
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Where did you read it?
Found it in the link that Ninjaman provided:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Aristocrats
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Old 08-24-2005, 02:13 PM   #23
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I agree with you 100%. This is the same problem that I'm fighting...
Nick, I'm still monitoring the regional houses in hopes that one of them will have the guts to screen it. If I hear anything, I'll post it here.
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Old 08-28-2005, 09:34 PM   #24
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Holy fuck that movie's funny. When I was sitting in the theater before the start I noticed quite a few senior citizens in the crowd. I wondered how many just went out for a Sunday matinee and had no idea what film they were about to see. I only saw a handful of people walk out. I saw one couple walk out after they'd already been there well over an hour. What the fuck took so long? Did they think it was going to suddenly get cleaner?
Yep. It opened here Friday night. God, funny stuff. Had a couple walkouts during the screening I attended but for the most part, everyone seemed to know what they were getting into. Bob Saget is a nasty motherfucker.
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Old 01-27-2007, 05:59 PM   #25
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Sorry for the thread bump, but this movie is up on alluc.org. I completely missed this thread and all mention of this movie when it came out. I loved it.

I especially enjoyed Martin Mull's version.
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Old 01-27-2007, 06:01 PM   #26
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Here it is on youtube. NSFW
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The Cartman link is dead... here's another.

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Old 01-27-2007, 06:12 PM   #28
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This was on HBO last weekend. I missed the start of it, but I loved what I saw. Funny stuff.
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