All-Idiot Team Training Camp interview!! Must read! - Page 4

Chiefs Pantalones · 08-10-2001, 12:04 AM

I know you were kiddin around.:)

And actually, I'm number 2, and your number 1.

You know your **** more than I do.

And about the FFL. I have never played, and I do not know how?:confused:

keg in kc · 08-10-2001, 12:06 AM

I can walk you through it. It's really, really easy.

If you want to try it, move over to that thread and I can help you get started and learn what's going on...

Shouldn't take more than a few minutes.

TCB · 08-10-2001, 05:10 AM

That is funny! Very nice Mark.

ken man

thinks packfan lives in florida and has never been to wisconsin

Mark M · 08-10-2001, 05:50 AM

Okay ... here's the deal:

htismaque--
Your contract demands were for an ounce of Indica bud and a 2-foot graphix. Considering that you can't remember this, I'm thinking you've already been paid! ;)

Cody--
You're not on defense ... you're the team chef. I think it's right up your alley.

FatElvis and Brad Caudle--
I'll find roster spots for you guys ... don't worry. (insert evil laugh here).
[IMG]http://www.themelee.com/smilies/s/cwm/cwm/Up_to_something.gif[/IMG]

MM
~~Should really be working ... but cares little.

**ExtremeChief** · 08-10-2001, 05:51 AM

cody... don't feel bad, I didn't make the offense either

but I have a feeling there is a special roster spot for you and your jalepeno cheese balls!!

waiting for the rest of the team with guarded anticipation...

htismaqe · 08-10-2001, 09:11 AM

I think Fat Elvis would be the perfect guy to put in charge of the meds...just don't let him near the toilets...

Surely, I demanded a pound...an ounce of good indica would last about 5 minutes...

Luzap · 08-10-2001, 11:29 AM

Hey guys, hey Carmen,

Sorry about reporting late to Training Camp.

You know how it is, with all my fans, with all the celebrities that I have to rub shoulders with, with all the charity golf tourneys, I've been really busy... (I'm a caddy at Canyon Creek Country Club).

But I'm ready to go to work now. Just give me the rock. As the star H-Back of this team, I plan on racking up 4,000 yards from scrimmage this year.

I've got a good feeling about this year and I'm even thinking that someone might finally show me where to line up.

Luz
our first game is when???... what new offense???...

KCTitus · 08-10-2001, 11:31 AM

Well, we know one thing, Luzap. Packfan wont be able to locate you on the field when you line up. :D

**Bwana** · 08-10-2001, 11:38 AM

Have we come up for a spot for Packfan? Perhaps Jock Strap washer, weed puller, or some task of that nature?

Mark M · 08-10-2001, 11:44 AM

I still like the idea of having Packfan as the team mascot, and here's why:

At Notre Dame, all the players slap the sign on their way to the field (forgot what it says ... I hate Dame).

At Penn State, all the players rub the lion on their way to the field.

I figure we all get a shot at Packfan before we take the field ... kick him in the nuts, give him a boot to the head, flick him on the nose ... whatever the player doing it feels is necessary.

Me? I'd give him a kick in the a$$ ... maybe his head would get dislodged that way.

MM
~~Not usually a violent person.

Gracie Dean · 08-10-2001, 01:38 PM

Darn tooting...I still have the best tight end around!!!!! And the off season work outs only made it better!

Thanks

California Injun · 08-10-2001, 01:47 PM

MarkM,

Why inflict physical pain when mental tormentation (is that a word) is better?

I say we line up Packfan at the end of the introduction line. After we all slap hands as we run though, Packfan would be extending his palm for the High-Five.

Everybody then pulls their hand back just when he is ready to smack and he whiffs air.

Do this 53 times in a row in front of thousands of fans and he'd get the picture.

Warrior5 · 08-10-2001, 02:50 PM

of that scene on "Airplane" when everybody lines up to abuse the hysterical woman.

Or even better, when Gaz recommended a way for Jason Ernzen to earn some mony after he got fired.

Otter · 08-10-2001, 04:03 PM

Is it that time of season already?!?!

OK, I've searched all the websites I know of and I didn't see anything about my replacement so I'm assuming that I'm still in charge of special teams.

The first order of business is to start getting our kick and punt return personal fitted for my revolutionary helmet glove.

I know Myslond didn't take to it well last season but that boy was thick-headed, thick-headed I say! He never could figure out how having both arms free to fight off would be tacklers and use his fingers for some eye pokin' could be used to his advantage!

tommykat · 08-10-2001, 06:26 PM

[COLOR=red]Mark.....You are tooooo funny! Tommykat has what I say at a football game with my binoculars...NOW THAT IS A TIGHTEND....[/COLOR] :D

08-10-2001, 12:04 AM	#1
Chiefs Pantalones GO CHIEFS!!!!!! Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Kansas City Casino cash: $7888717	I know you were kiddin around.:) And actually, I'm number 2, and your number 1. You know your ** more than I do. And about the FFL. I have never played, and I do not know how?:confused: __________________ Don't be fooled by my username, I'm white.**
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08-10-2001, 12:06 AM	#2
keg in kc oxymoron Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: OP/KC/Whatever Casino cash: $9556299	I can walk you through it. It's really, really easy. If you want to try it, move over to that thread and I can help you get started and learn what's going on... Shouldn't take more than a few minutes.
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08-10-2001, 05:10 AM	#3
TCB confused Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Springfild, Mo. Casino cash: $10004900	That is funny! Very nice Mark. ken man thinks packfan lives in florida and has never been to wisconsin __________________ never slow down.....never grow old
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08-10-2001, 05:50 AM	#4
Mark M What time is it? Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: You tell me ... Casino cash: $9884900	Okay ... here's the deal: htismaque-- Your contract demands were for an ounce of Indica bud and a 2-foot graphix. Considering that you can't remember this, I'm thinking you've already been paid! ;) Cody-- You're not on defense ... you're the team chef. I think it's right up your alley. FatElvis and Brad Caudle-- I'll find roster spots for you guys ... don't worry. (insert evil laugh here). [IMG]http://www.themelee.com/smilies/s/cwm/cwm/Up_to_something.gif[/IMG] MM ~~Should really be working ... but cares little. __________________ ChiefsPlanet -- n. The place where brilliant minds assemble to willfully pool ignorance with questionable logic in order to reach absurd conclusions.
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08-10-2001, 05:51 AM	#5
ExtremeChief Poser Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: BFE, MO Casino cash: $9991344	cody... don't feel bad, I didn't make the offense either but I have a feeling there is a special roster spot for you and your jalepeno cheese balls!! waiting for the rest of the team with guarded anticipation... __________________ When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's really a meteorite hurtling to the Earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor.
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08-10-2001, 09:11 AM	#6
htismaqe 'Tis my eye! Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Chiefsplanet Casino cash: $10269900	I think Fat Elvis would be the perfect guy to put in charge of the meds...just don't let him near the toilets... Surely, I demanded a pound...an ounce of good indica would last about 5 minutes...
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08-10-2001, 11:29 AM	#7
Luzap 9.89 Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Dallas, TX Casino cash: $10004900	Stars Don't Report On Time... Hey guys, hey Carmen, Sorry about reporting late to Training Camp. You know how it is, with all my fans, with all the celebrities that I have to rub shoulders with, with all the charity golf tourneys, I've been really busy... (I'm a caddy at Canyon Creek Country Club). But I'm ready to go to work now. Just give me the rock. As the star H-Back of this team, I plan on racking up 4,000 yards from scrimmage this year. I've got a good feeling about this year and I'm even thinking that someone might finally show me where to line up. Luz our first game is when???... what new offense???...
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08-10-2001, 11:31 AM	#8
KCTitus Archivist Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: The Ethernet Casino cash: $9892732	Well, we know one thing, Luzap. Packfan wont be able to locate you on the field when you line up. :D __________________ Anything you post on this BB can and will be used against you...
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08-10-2001, 11:38 AM	#9
Bwana It's Five O'Clock Somewhere Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Billings, Montana Casino cash: $2138993647	Have we come up for a spot for Packfan? Perhaps Jock Strap washer, weed puller, or some task of that nature? __________________ Adventure is dangerous....but monotony can kill you.
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08-10-2001, 11:44 AM	#10
Mark M What time is it? Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: You tell me ... Casino cash: $9884900	I still like the idea of having Packfan as the team mascot, and here's why: At Notre Dame, all the players slap the sign on their way to the field (forgot what it says ... I hate Dame). At Penn State, all the players rub the lion on their way to the field. I figure we all get a shot at Packfan before we take the field ... kick him in the nuts, give him a boot to the head, flick him on the nose ... whatever the player doing it feels is necessary. Me? I'd give him a kick in the a$$ ... maybe his head would get dislodged that way. MM ~~Not usually a violent person. __________________ ChiefsPlanet -- n. The place where brilliant minds assemble to willfully pool ignorance with questionable logic in order to reach absurd conclusions.
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08-10-2001, 01:38 PM	#11
Gracie Dean MVP Join Date: Aug 2000 Casino cash: $10004900	Darn tooting...I still have the best tight end around!!!!! And the off season work outs only made it better! Thanks
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08-10-2001, 01:47 PM	#12
California Injun Bucs 48 Raiders 21 Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: San Andreas, CA. USA Casino cash: $10004900	MarkM, Why inflict physical pain when mental tormentation (is that a word) is better? I say we line up Packfan at the end of the introduction line. After we all slap hands as we run though, Packfan would be extending his palm for the High-Five. Everybody then pulls their hand back just when he is ready to smack and he whiffs air. Do this 53 times in a row in front of thousands of fans and he'd get the picture. __________________ I just made $13,000 on the Chiefs!!! Once they win the Super Bowl I'll be counting my winnings. (13:1 @ Lake Tahoe Horizon Sportsbook).
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08-10-2001, 02:50 PM	#13
Warrior5 Stram was Cav Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Chiefsplanet Casino cash: $8974010	Reminds me... of that scene on "Airplane" when everybody lines up to abuse the hysterical woman. Or even better, when Gaz recommended a way for Jason Ernzen to earn some mony after he got fired. __________________ The best pass defense is attacking the passer.
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08-10-2001, 06:26 PM	#15
tommykat zzzz Kats always Join Date: Mar 2001 Casino cash: $10004925	[COLOR=red]Mark.....You are tooooo funny! Tommykat has what I say at a football game with my binoculars...NOW THAT IS A TIGHTEND....[/COLOR] :D __________________ Take that KC helmet and just
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