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"I Support the Right to Arm Bears"
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10-13-2005, 08:05 AM | #4 | |
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10-13-2005, 08:10 AM | #5 | |
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10-13-2005, 08:15 AM | #6 |
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"Mean people suck.
Nice people swallow."
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10-13-2005, 08:17 AM | #7 | |
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10-13-2005, 08:21 AM | #8 |
Waiting to be voted off
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10-13-2005, 08:23 AM | #9 |
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"DON'T LIKE MY DRIVING?
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10-13-2005, 09:12 AM | #10 |
Learn it. Know it. Live it.
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Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an azzhole. WANTED: A meaningful overnight relationship. Honk if you want to see my finger Where there's a will...I want to be in it. Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs. Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. Forget World Peace. Visualize using your turn signal.
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10-13-2005, 09:15 AM | #11 | |
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10-13-2005, 09:16 AM | #12 |
sorta mod-ish
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Visualize whirrled peas.
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10-13-2005, 09:21 AM | #13 |
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10-13-2005, 09:37 AM | #14 |
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"Driver carries less than $20 in Ammo"
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10-13-2005, 10:53 AM | #15 |
Be Kind To Your Pets
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"Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes." Honk if you love peace and quiet. "I killed a 6-pack just to watch it die. " Ask me about my vow of silence. I LOVE GOD - IT'S HIS FANS I CAN'T STAND! What Would Scooby Do? When the rapture comes, can I have your car? Saw It... Wanted It... Had A Fit... Got It! If you can read this, I've lost my trailer. Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive. |
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