The weirdest thing ever

Dr. Johnny Fever · 10-24-2005, 03:56 PM

Just got off the phone with my nine year old daughter who told me that a deer tried to jump through the window of the classroom two doors down from hers today. She said all of the sudden they heard a crash and kids screaming and saw the damn thing running away. I guess it shattered the top section of the window and made it about 1/4 of the way in them fell out and ran off. The kids were quite tramatized.

The school isn't even in a remotely rural area. It's almost in the middle of a town of 45,000.

fuckin crazier than horseshit animal.

JBucc · 10-24-2005, 03:58 PM

I bet it had the rabies. OMG you're daughter is lucky to be alive

**Rain Man** · 10-24-2005, 03:58 PM

Deer spend too much time playing violent video games.

I'm glad no one was hurt (and hope the deer isn't, either.)

Eleazar · 10-24-2005, 03:59 PM

I've heard of them trying to jump through windows or sliding glass doors in houses before.

That must have been pretty crazy to see.

Simplex3 · 10-24-2005, 04:00 PM

Yeah, that new game from RockStar called "Window Smasher-San Andreas" is terrible. Especially that scene where you see one buck naked.

**Donger** · 10-24-2005, 04:00 PM

So, the deer lost, but it wasn't beaten?

tk13 · 10-24-2005, 04:03 PM

The deer lost to the window, but it wasn't beaten. That's for sure.

**ExtremeChief** · 10-24-2005, 04:03 PM

Oh deer.

tk13 · 10-24-2005, 04:04 PM

Freaking Donger, shut your yapper!

**Bowser** · 10-24-2005, 04:05 PM

Wrong.

The weirdest thing ever is when you told us you cut your mullet off.

10-24-2005, 04:08 PM

Didn't that happen recently up North?

10-24-2005, 04:08 PM

Yes.

http://www.kstp.com/article/stories/S11040.html?cat=1

**Donger** · 10-24-2005, 04:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phobia

Yes.

http://www.kstp.com/article/stories/S11040.html?cat=1

"The deer found its way around the school’s fences and parking lots, and charged its reflection in a hallway window."

How do they know that it charged its reflection?

10-24-2005, 04:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger

"The deer found its way around the school’s fences and parking lots, and charged its reflection in a hallway window."

How do they know that it charged its reflection?

Sherlock Holmes told me that the windows were mirrored glass.

**KcMizzou** · 10-24-2005, 04:14 PM

A deer got in my highschool once. Damn thing was sliding around on the tile floor like it was on ice. They ended up calling the fire dept to herd it out the front door.

10-24-2005, 03:56 PM
Dr. Johnny Fever stax of wax Join Date: Feb 2004 Casino cash: $10004900	The weirdest thing ever Just got off the phone with my nine year old daughter who told me that a deer tried to jump through the window of the classroom two doors down from hers today. She said all of the sudden they heard a crash and kids screaming and saw the damn thing running away. I guess it shattered the top section of the window and made it about 1/4 of the way in them fell out and ran off. The kids were quite tramatized. The school isn't even in a remotely rural area. It's almost in the middle of a town of 45,000. fuckin crazier than horseshit animal.
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10-24-2005, 03:58 PM	#2
JBucc MVP Join Date: Oct 2005 Casino cash: $10004952	I bet it had the rabies. OMG you're daughter is lucky to be alive
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10-24-2005, 03:58 PM	#3
Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $2758491 VARSITY	Deer spend too much time playing violent video games. I'm glad no one was hurt (and hope the deer isn't, either.) __________________ I'm putting random letters here as a celebration of free speech: xigrakgrah misorojeq rkemeseit.
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10-24-2005, 03:59 PM	#4
Eleazar Beyond the Rapids Join Date: May 2003 Location: Langley, VA Casino cash: $-370000	I've heard of them trying to jump through windows or sliding glass doors in houses before. That must have been pretty crazy to see.
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Simplex3 MVP Join Date: Sep 2003 Casino cash: $10004900	Yeah, that new game from RockStar called "Window Smasher-San Andreas" is terrible. Especially that scene where you see one buck naked.
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10-24-2005, 04:00 PM	#6
Donger "Think BOOM!" Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: 33.675° N 106.475° W Casino cash: $9809900 VARSITY	So, the deer lost, but it wasn't beaten? __________________ I think the young people enjoy it when I "get down," verbally, don't you?
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10-24-2005, 04:03 PM	#7
tk13 ... Join Date: Nov 2001 Casino cash: $1442500	The deer lost to the window, but it wasn't beaten. That's for sure.
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10-24-2005, 04:03 PM	#8
ExtremeChief Poser Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: BFE, MO Casino cash: $9991344	Oh deer. __________________ When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's really a meteorite hurtling to the Earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor.
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10-24-2005, 04:04 PM	#9
tk13 ... Join Date: Nov 2001 Casino cash: $1442500	Freaking Donger, shut your yapper!
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Bowser sorta mod-ish Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: KC North Casino cash: $2961616	Wrong. The weirdest thing ever is when you told us you cut your mullet off.
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10-24-2005, 04:08 PM	#11
Phobia Guest Casino cash: $	Didn't that happen recently up North?
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KcMizzou Supporter Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Parkville MO Casino cash: $10005170	A deer got in my highschool once. Damn thing was sliding around on the tile floor like it was on ice. They ended up calling the fire dept to herd it out the front door. Last edited by KcMizzou; 10-24-2005 at 04:20 PM..
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