Hey DenverChief: We need some arrested Bronco fan stories

[Simplex3]

Originally Posted by DenverChief

I'll do you one better. When they cuffed me at the store I had to stick my thumbs out to keep the cuffs from falling off my hands. Then when they put me in the back of the car the cuffs tightened up about two clicks and the officer offered to loosen them back up.

They took me to the precint. We get there and I'm wearing a coat and a sweater (I was also sick with the flu). They never once frisked me or took anything away from me. I even asked if I could take some cold medicine to which they replied "Sure, do whatever."

After they printed me and took my mug shot they sent me into their bathroom to wash up and use the toilet because "it was more private than those ones in the cells."

Then they put me in the cell and didn't close the door. I'm 90% sure at one point they left me in the clinck alone.

There was only one of them left when they tossed me, he metioned that he would give me a ride back to my car except he had the dog with him that day and the dog would go nuts, but if I didn't have anyone else that could give me a ride he'd have the other officer come back.

Hell, I should be arrested every day.