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Old 03-20-2006, 09:23 PM  
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Drunk man sticks arm in tiger cage and gets bitten

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Tiger Bites Worker at Putnam County Fair





By Grayson Kamm
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PALATKA, FL -- The Putnam County Fair will still open Monday even though a fair worker was bitten by a tiger in an exhibit there the day before.

Investigators say the man stuck his hand into a white Bengal tiger's cage.

Deputies say Jason Hardin was so drunk early Sunday morning, they threatened to arrest him if he didn't go to bed. According to officers, Hardin agreed to head back to his trailer and walked off.

But instead of going to bed, deputies say Hardin climbed over a four-foot-high security fence, walked through a grassy area, and stuck his hand into the locked cage of a four-year-old tiger.

Hardin is not one of the people approved to work with the animals.

He was treated for bite wounds to his forearm and hand and later released from Shands Gainesville.

"As soon as the owner came out of the trailer, the tiger released its grasp of him -- so it's probably about a thirty second event," said Putnam County Sheriff Dean Kelly.

"A foolish thing, and I'm sure the subject -- if he had to do it all over again -- wouldn't stick his hand inside the tiger cage," Kelly said.

The state says the cat involved has no past problems.

"Wild animals -- when provoked -- are going to do what wild animals do, and that's protect themselves and their territory," Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission Officer Kat Kelley explained.

The state's Fish and Wildlife Commission inspects every traveling exotic exhibit like this one. This particular show passed a state review just two weeks ago, Officer Kelley said.

"It [also] passed the inspection this morning. They've done everything right, they've got the correct safety barriers, the cage is locked, everything is in order. This was simply a matter of an error in judgment," Officer Kelley said.

"There's no fault of the owner here at all. So it's, again, a safe event for the citizens to come here and enjoy the fair," Sheriff Kelly added.

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Old 03-21-2006, 10:18 AM   #16
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He obviously missed the tiger vs. croc video.
So did I. How does one gain access to the tiger vs. croc video, Mr. Aries Walker?

I have always enjoyed a good croc fight.

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Old 03-21-2006, 10:28 AM   #17
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Tiger Bites Worker at Putnam County Fair





By Grayson Kamm
First Coast News

PALATKA, FL -- The Putnam County Fair will still open Monday even though a fair worker was bitten by a tiger in an exhibit there the day before.

Investigators say the man stuck his hand into a white Bengal tiger's cage.

Deputies say Jason Hardin was so drunk early Sunday morning, they threatened to arrest him if he didn't go to bed. According to officers, Hardin agreed to head back to his trailer and walked off.

But instead of going to bed, deputies say Hardin climbed over a four-foot-high security fence, walked through a grassy area, and stuck his hand into the locked cage of a four-year-old tiger.

Hardin is not one of the people approved to work with the animals.

He was treated for bite wounds to his forearm and hand and later released from Shands Gainesville.

"As soon as the owner came out of the trailer, the tiger released its grasp of him -- so it's probably about a thirty second event," said Putnam County Sheriff Dean Kelly.

"A foolish thing, and I'm sure the subject -- if he had to do it all over again -- wouldn't stick his hand inside the tiger cage," Kelly said.

The state says the cat involved has no past problems.

"Wild animals -- when provoked -- are going to do what wild animals do, and that's protect themselves and their territory," Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission Officer Kat Kelley explained.

The state's Fish and Wildlife Commission inspects every traveling exotic exhibit like this one. This particular show passed a state review just two weeks ago, Officer Kelley said.

"It [also] passed the inspection this morning. They've done everything right, they've got the correct safety barriers, the cage is locked, everything is in order. This was simply a matter of an error in judgment," Officer Kelley said.

"There's no fault of the owner here at all. So it's, again, a safe event for the citizens to come here and enjoy the fair," Sheriff Kelly added.

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drinking is legal- pot isn't- show me a pot head who sticks his arm in a tiger cage and i'll say it should be illegal-

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Old 03-21-2006, 10:55 AM   #18
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Speaking of drunks and croc's....
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Alligator antics land Russian in hospital
A Russian was attacked by his pet alligator after he tried to show off to friends at a boozy party by feeding it sausages.
Anton Skvortsov, 35, kept pet alligator Musya in a cage in his office in his Moscow.
But after drinking with colleagues at an office party he decided to show them how much his pet loved him and opened the cage to feed the animal by hand.
He said: "We had all had dinner and I thought my beautiful Musya should have some as well.
"He is normally fed only by placing the food through the bars of his cage but this time I wanted to give him a bit of freedom and I held out some sausages for him to take from my hand."
But the animal turned on its owner and clamped its huge jaws down on his hand.
Friends managed to hit the alligator with chairs, shocking the animal into releasing Skvortsov's hand.
The businessman was taken to hospital where doctors treated his lacerations and gave him a tetanus injection.
A hospital spokesman said: "He's lucky to be alive."
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Old 03-21-2006, 10:57 AM   #19
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That had to be kind of cool for the tiger. He's probably been waiting his whole life to do that.
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Old 03-21-2006, 11:08 AM   #20
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So did I. How does one gain access to the tiger vs. croc video, Mr. Aries Walker?

I have always enjoyed a good croc fight.

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Old 03-21-2006, 11:13 AM   #21
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Took my son to the circus the other day. It was just awful. I was really hoping an elephant would maul its trainer. THAT would have been awesome.

Was this just for a visit, or were you dropping him off?
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Old 03-21-2006, 11:29 AM   #22
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Old 03-21-2006, 11:44 AM   #23
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