Apparently, there's some serious cash to be made in strip clubs

[Duck Dog]

Originally Posted by MahiMike

Me and a buddy discuss buying one of these every time we go into one. We always figured either the mob or the cops would shut us down. But if we ever did get the guts to do it, the name would be 'Babes & Blues'. When the regulars are broke they can still hear some good blues tunes on the other side of the bar...

Myself and two friends are discussing this very thing at the moment. (well not right this second)

We have the perfect building located in the perfect county. If I could name the place it would be called 'Pretty Kitty'.

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by Duck Dog

Myself and two friends are discussing this very thing at the moment. (well not right this second)

We have the perfect building located in the perfect county. If I could name the place it would be called 'Pretty Kitty'.

Okay, so I figure we need the following:

1. General Manager
2. Finance Person
3. 8 shift managers
3. Chief of Security
4. Human Resources
5. A marketing person
6. Lawyer (maybe 2)
7. DJ
8. About 20 security people
9. About 12 bartenders
10. About 20 waitresses
11. About 50 dancers, with a variety of "looks"

Does that sound about right?

I can handle the marketing part, and I'd be willing to help out the HR department with hiring decisions. Very willing. I can also create a great scheduling algorithm to ensure that the patrons get a good variety of dancers every night, while also working within the dancers' constraints.

[Duck Dog]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

Okay, so I figure we need the following:

1. General Manager
2. Finance Person
3. 8 shift managers
3. Chief of Security
4. Human Resources
5. A marketing person
6. Lawyer (maybe 2)
7. DJ
8. About 20 security people
9. About 12 bartenders
10. About 20 waitresses
11. About 50 dancers, with a variety of "looks"

Does that sound about right?

I can handle the marketing part, and I'd be willing to help out the HR department with hiring decisions. Very willing. I can also create a great scheduling algorithm to ensure that the patrons get a good variety of dancers every night, while also working within the dancers' constraints.

That sounds excellent on the condition my official title and job description be, 'Entertainment Coordinator'.

Here's what I have in mind. I'm picturing a multi level club with glass floors under the stages and limo service to and from the local airport and hotels. The VIP room (at the top) is where you smoke the finest Cuban cigars and sip the finest drinks. This floor is for big spenders. The second floor is where topless waitress's serve the best steaks in town while the hottest babes dance above you.

Downstairs is where the average Joes go to spend their paychecks. The babes are still hot, but this level gets a little raunchier, more of the typical strip bar atmosphere. The guys who hang out down here didn't arrive in the limo and they didn't eat one the $25 filets. Down here is where security is the tightest.

Hows it sound so far?