Columbine Killers documents released.

[Rausch]

Originally Posted by Ultra Peanut

The problem is, the vast majority of these "warning signs" are displayed by countless ****ed-up, depressed teenagers across the country. The problem is identifying the few who truly are about to snap.

No, the ****ing problem is Shannon Tweed and MADD.

Used to be a guy could get dumped/picked on/shot down/cut from the team and he had options. You could pay the corner drunk to pick you up a sixer, a box of Kleenex, and you're set for a night of Tweed-0-thon on Skin-e-Max.

But NOOOOOoooooooo. Tweed had to go and get old. Underage drinking is looked at now like pushing an old lady down the stairs and the Tipper/Falwell combo from Hell robbed America of Saturday night smut.

Now, where's my pipe bomb stash again?...