Hear ye, hear ye! The great treason trial has begun! - Page 4

**Rain Man** · 11-01-2006, 04:49 PM

The Defendant: Mecca

The Judicial Team

Presiding Judge: Rain Man
Chief Legal Clerk: trndobrd
Assistant Legal Clerk: banyon
Chief Bailiff: frazod
Assistant Bailiff: slag02
Court reporter and commentator: Greg63
Court reporter and commentator: SPChief
Courtroom artist: stevieray

Prosecution Team:

Donger - Lead Prosecutor
Hootie - Assistant Prosecutor
GoChiefs - Prosecuting Paralegal

Defense Team:

Redrum_69 - Lead Defender
JBucc, Logical, SNR, JohnnyV13 - Dream Team Legal Defense Team

The jury:

Adept Havelock
JimNasium
Delano
scott free
On the Warpath58
PastorMikH
Chieficus
AZChiefFan
NJChieffan
Metrolike
mmaddog
unlurking

The charges:

Charge 1. Treason in the first degree for predicting a poor season for the Chiefs.

Charge 2. Treason in the first degree for citing that the Geathers hit on Trent Green was innocent and non-fineworthy.

Charge 3. Treason in the first degree for citing that the Rolle face mask was not an act of evil visited upon a Chief by an opposing player.

Charge 4. (Remanded to lower court - no longer applicable.)

Charge 5. General mayhem.

Here is the process. In order to grant the defendant the right to a speedy trial, we will employ a shortened nine-step process.

Step 1. The prosecution and defense will make their opening statements. We will hear from the lead prosecutor and defender and any assistant prosecutors or defenders who wish to speak as well.

Step 2. The prosecution will make its case. They may call any witnesses needed and present any evidence. At this time, the jury may ask questions for clarification purposes only. (This is an enlightened courtroom.)

Step 3. The defense will make its case, and may cross-examine any prosecution witnesses. At this time, the jury may ask questions for clarification purposes only.

Step 4. The prosecution may make a rebuttal, and may cross-examine any defense witnesses. At this time, the jury may ask questions for clarification purposes only.

Step 5. The prosecution will make their closing statement.

Step 6. The defense will make their closing statement.

Step 7. Jury deliberations.

Step 8. The reading of the verdict.

Step 9. If the defendant is guilty of any charges, the court will provide the sentencing.

The trial begins now, with opening statements by legal counsel.

(Banging gavel)

**Donger** · 11-01-2006, 07:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by milkman

Incontrovertable?

Heh. I didn't think that looked right. It's 'incontrovertible.'

I always misspell that, and I can't 'colloquialism' for the life of me.

**Dartgod** · 11-01-2006, 07:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoChiefs

I see. As part of your profession, what level of knowledge concerning the national football league are you required to possess?

Very little, apparently.

11-01-2006, 07:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoChiefs

I see. As part of your profession, what level of knowledge concerning the national football league are you required to possess?

I'm required to have Level Sextillion knowledge, otherwise known as supreme omnipotent knowledge. Basically, I'm really smart.

**Bugeater** · 11-01-2006, 07:43 PM

No one told me there would be Pez.

**DaFace** · 11-01-2006, 07:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoChiefs

YOUR HONOR! The court is badgering my witness!

Hammock Parties · 11-01-2006, 07:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Merril Hoge

I'm required to have Level Sextillion knowledge, otherwise known as supreme omnipotent knowledge. Basically, I'm really smart.

I see. Mr. Hoge, before you worked for ESPN, you were a player in the NFL, is that right?

11-01-2006, 07:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoChiefs

I see. Mr. Hoge, before you worked for ESPN, you were a player in the NFL, is that right?

That's correct. I was a great player. Fantastic.

**Easy 6** · 11-01-2006, 07:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Merril Hoge

I'm an expert ESPN NFL Studio Analyst.

You were the last of the white guy 1000 yard backs Hoggie

**Rain Man** · 11-01-2006, 07:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoChiefs

YOUR HONOR! The court is badgering my witness!

I'll allow it.

Hammock Parties · 11-01-2006, 07:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Merril Hoge

That's correct. I was a great player. Fantastic.

During your playing career, how many concussions did you sustain?

**Donger** · 11-01-2006, 07:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaFace

I fucking hate badgers. They're evil. Everyone thinks they are so cute, but they are nasty creatures.

**Rain Man** · 11-01-2006, 07:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger

I fucking hate badgers. They're evil. Everyone thinks they are so cute, but they are nasty creatures.

Overruled. That's hearsay.

11-01-2006, 07:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoChiefs

During your playing career, how many concussions did you sustain?

Alot. Like, 27? I'm not sure. It's hazy. But quite a few, to be sure.

Hammock Parties · 11-01-2006, 07:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Merril Hoge

Alot. Like, 27? I'm not sure. It's hazy. But quite a few, to be sure.

I see. So, as a veteran concussionee, how often would you say that concussions are the result of a definite cheap shot?

11-01-2006, 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoChiefs

I see. So, as a veteran concussionee, how often would you say that concussions are the result of a definite cheap shot?

It depends. How long am I out?

11-01-2006, 04:49 PM
Rain Man Seize life. Be an ermine. Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $-552449 VARSITY	Hear ye, hear ye! The great treason trial has begun! The Defendant: Mecca The Judicial Team Presiding Judge: Rain Man Chief Legal Clerk: trndobrd Assistant Legal Clerk: banyon Chief Bailiff: frazod Assistant Bailiff: slag02 Court reporter and commentator: Greg63 Court reporter and commentator: SPChief Courtroom artist: stevieray Prosecution Team: Donger - Lead Prosecutor Hootie - Assistant Prosecutor GoChiefs - Prosecuting Paralegal Defense Team: Redrum_69 - Lead Defender JBucc, Logical, SNR, JohnnyV13 - Dream Team Legal Defense Team The jury: Adept Havelock JimNasium Delano scott free On the Warpath58 PastorMikH Chieficus AZChiefFan NJChieffan Metrolike mmaddog unlurking The charges: Charge 1. Treason in the first degree for predicting a poor season for the Chiefs. Charge 2. Treason in the first degree for citing that the Geathers hit on Trent Green was innocent and non-fineworthy. Charge 3. Treason in the first degree for citing that the Rolle face mask was not an act of evil visited upon a Chief by an opposing player. Charge 4. (Remanded to lower court - no longer applicable.) Charge 5. General mayhem. Here is the process. In order to grant the defendant the right to a speedy trial, we will employ a shortened nine-step process. Step 1. The prosecution and defense will make their opening statements. We will hear from the lead prosecutor and defender and any assistant prosecutors or defenders who wish to speak as well. Step 2. The prosecution will make its case. They may call any witnesses needed and present any evidence. At this time, the jury may ask questions for clarification purposes only. (This is an enlightened courtroom.) Step 3. The defense will make its case, and may cross-examine any prosecution witnesses. At this time, the jury may ask questions for clarification purposes only. Step 4. The prosecution may make a rebuttal, and may cross-examine any defense witnesses. At this time, the jury may ask questions for clarification purposes only. Step 5. The prosecution will make their closing statement. Step 6. The defense will make their closing statement. Step 7. Jury deliberations. Step 8. The reading of the verdict. Step 9. If the defendant is guilty of any charges, the court will provide the sentencing. The trial begins now, with opening statements by legal counsel. (Banging gavel)
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