How do you prefer you pie?

Jilly · 12-14-2006, 03:48 PM

you men should carry aroung those playtex wipes that are scented and if you run into one again, you should grab them and hand one to her, of course after you use one on yourself. There's nothing worse than dirty balls - talk about smelling like a skunk??!!! eek

journeyscarab · 12-14-2006, 03:50 PM

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There's nothing worse than dirty balls - talk about smelling like a skunk??!!! eek

Fumunda Cheese. I always do a wipe down before going into the game.

**Baby Lee** · 12-14-2006, 03:59 PM

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Fumunda Cheese. I always do a wipe down before going into the game.

You mean swamp ass?

**Baby Lee** · 12-14-2006, 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Jilly

you men should carry aroung those playtex wipes that are scented and if you run into one again, you should grab them and hand one to her, of course after you use one on yourself. There's nothing worse than dirty balls - talk about smelling like a skunk??!!! eek

Not that the fishy smell is all that great, but that talc smell that's used to cover smells down there evinces a visceral response in me. Something about the person being aware that there's a scent, and choosing to cover it rather than eliminate it.

Kind of like how the smell of Lysol is just as bad as the smell of vomit.

StcChief · 12-14-2006, 04:02 PM

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Not that the fishy smell is all that great, but that talc smell that's used to cover smells down there evinces a visceral response in me. Something about the person being aware that there's a scent, and choosing to cover it rather than eliminate it.

Kind of like how the smell of Lysol is just as bad as the smell of vomit.

I remember a college a skinny skank girl that walked in lunch room with the 'talc' smell. It was breakfast so I guess she had been at it hard the night before.

table of guys were like WTF is that smell.

**Donger** · 12-14-2006, 04:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Jilly

you men should carry aroung those playtex wipes that are scented and if you run into one again, you should grab them and hand one to her, of course after you use one on yourself. There's nothing worse than dirty balls - talk about smelling like a skunk??!!! eek

A question for you, and yes, I'm being completely serious:

If 'crotch deodorant' existed as a specific product for men, would you want your man/men to use it? If so, what scent would be preferred?

Jilly · 12-14-2006, 04:05 PM

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A question for you, and yes, I'm being completely serious:

If 'crotch deodorant' existed as a specific product for men, would you want your man/men to use it? If so, what scent would be preferred?

no, I wouldn't. I'd rather just power through.

Jilly · 12-14-2006, 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Dongless

A question for you, and yes, I'm being completely serious:

If 'crotch deodorant' existed as a specific product for men, would you want your man/men to use it? If so, what scent would be preferred?

but if I HAD to pick a scent, it would be something like soap - like zest or irish spring or something....

**Baby Lee** · 12-14-2006, 04:12 PM

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but if I HAD to pick a scent, it would be something like soap - like zest or irish spring or something....

BMW leather seats?

**Donger** · 12-14-2006, 04:14 PM

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BMW leather seats?

My wife swears that diamonds have a scent. Of course, little does she know that her engagement ring is CZ.

Redrum_69 · 12-14-2006, 04:17 PM

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My wife swears that diamonds have a scent. Of course, little does she know that her engagement ring is CZ.

She must think they smell like ass...arent you a coal collector?

**Donger** · 12-14-2006, 04:13 PM

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but if I HAD to pick a scent, it would be something like soap - like zest or irish spring or something....

Interesting.

Redrum_69 · 12-14-2006, 04:19 PM

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but if I HAD to pick a scent, it would be something like soap - like zest or irish spring or something....

but what if you have soft water?

and what about the soap scum???

**Baby Lee** · 12-14-2006, 04:20 PM

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but if I HAD to pick a scent, it would be something like soap - like zest or irish spring or something....

The crisp scent opens your . . . throat?

BIG_DADDY · 12-14-2006, 04:28 PM

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