How do you prefer you pie? - Page 6

**Baby Lee** · 12-14-2006, 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Jilly

you men should carry aroung those playtex wipes that are scented and if you run into one again, you should grab them and hand one to her, of course after you use one on yourself. There's nothing worse than dirty balls - talk about smelling like a skunk??!!! eek

Not that the fishy smell is all that great, but that talc smell that's used to cover smells down there evinces a visceral response in me. Something about the person being aware that there's a scent, and choosing to cover it rather than eliminate it.

Kind of like how the smell of Lysol is just as bad as the smell of vomit.

**Baby Lee** · 12-14-2006, 03:59 PM

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Originally Posted by journeyscarab

Fumunda Cheese. I always do a wipe down before going into the game.

You mean swamp ass?

StcChief · 12-14-2006, 04:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Baby Lee

Not that the fishy smell is all that great, but that talc smell that's used to cover smells down there evinces a visceral response in me. Something about the person being aware that there's a scent, and choosing to cover it rather than eliminate it.

Kind of like how the smell of Lysol is just as bad as the smell of vomit.

I remember a college a skinny skank girl that walked in lunch room with the 'talc' smell. It was breakfast so I guess she had been at it hard the night before.

table of guys were like WTF is that smell.

**Donger** · 12-14-2006, 04:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Jilly

you men should carry aroung those playtex wipes that are scented and if you run into one again, you should grab them and hand one to her, of course after you use one on yourself. There's nothing worse than dirty balls - talk about smelling like a skunk??!!! eek

A question for you, and yes, I'm being completely serious:

If 'crotch deodorant' existed as a specific product for men, would you want your man/men to use it? If so, what scent would be preferred?

Jilly · 12-14-2006, 04:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Dongless

A question for you, and yes, I'm being completely serious:

If 'crotch deodorant' existed as a specific product for men, would you want your man/men to use it? If so, what scent would be preferred?

no, I wouldn't. I'd rather just power through.

Jilly · 12-14-2006, 04:07 PM

I'd hate to contend with the fishy smell though, because that would stick for a while. Those playtex wipes are actually like douche on a towel, so they actually eliminate the smell rather than mask it.

**Baby Lee** · 12-14-2006, 04:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Jilly

I'd hate to contend with the fishy smell though, because that would stick for a while. Those playtex wipes are actually like douche on a towel, so they actually eliminate the smell rather than mask it.

Redrum is preparing a ziploc bag and a SASE as we speak.

Jilly · 12-14-2006, 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Dongless

A question for you, and yes, I'm being completely serious:

If 'crotch deodorant' existed as a specific product for men, would you want your man/men to use it? If so, what scent would be preferred?

but if I HAD to pick a scent, it would be something like soap - like zest or irish spring or something....

**Baby Lee** · 12-14-2006, 04:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Jilly

but if I HAD to pick a scent, it would be something like soap - like zest or irish spring or something....

BMW leather seats?

**Donger** · 12-14-2006, 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Jilly

but if I HAD to pick a scent, it would be something like soap - like zest or irish spring or something....

Interesting.

**Donger** · 12-14-2006, 04:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Baby Lee

BMW leather seats?

My wife swears that diamonds have a scent. Of course, little does she know that her engagement ring is CZ.

Sully · 12-14-2006, 04:14 PM

Great thread.

StcChief · 12-14-2006, 04:17 PM

The leather seat smell sounds real effective.

Nothing like cowhide to get the testosterone effect going.

Redrum_69 · 12-14-2006, 04:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Dongless

My wife swears that diamonds have a scent. Of course, little does she know that her engagement ring is CZ.

She must think they smell like ass...arent you a coal collector?

Redrum_69 · 12-14-2006, 04:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Jilly

but if I HAD to pick a scent, it would be something like soap - like zest or irish spring or something....

but what if you have soft water?

and what about the soap scum???

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