Here's how the Chiefs make the playoffs!!!

markd2000 · 11:13 PM

1) Chiefs win out (@Oakland and vs.Jacksonville)
AND
2) Cincy lose two (@Denver and vs.Pittsburgh)
AND
3) Tenn lose one (@Buffalo and vs. New England)
AND
4) Pittsburgh lose one (vs. Baltimore)
AND
5) Buffalo lose one (vs.Tenn and @ Baltimore)
AND
6) Jets lose two (@Miami and vs.Oakland)
OR
7) Denver lose one (vs.San Francisco)

1 - 5 could be feasible....6 or 7 are highly unlikely!

Mecca · 12-19-2006, 11:01 PM

.......it's more likely that one of us will win the lottery.

Taco John · 12-19-2006, 11:01 PM

...and a partridge in a pear treeeeeeeee!

Merry Christmas Everyone!

Hootie · 12-19-2006, 11:10 PM

Tatum Bell sucks.

Chiefs Pantalones · 12-19-2006, 11:17 PM

Here's how you can get to my balls.

1: Start out going EAST on E 12TH ST toward LOCUST ST. 0.3 miles Map

2: Turn LEFT onto HARRISON ST. <0.1 miles Map

3: Turn LEFT onto E 11TH ST. <0.1 miles Map

4: Merge onto I-70 W / US-40 W / US-71 N toward I-70 W / I-29 N / I-35 N. 0.2 miles Map

5: Keep RIGHT to take US-71 N via EXIT 2G toward I-29 N / ST JOSEPH / DES MOINES. 4.6 miles Map

6: Take I-35 N toward DES MOINES (Crossing into IOWA). 193.3 miles Map

7: Merge onto I-35 N via EXIT 137B on the LEFT toward MINNEAPOLIS. 55.3 miles Map

8: Merge onto US-20 E via EXIT 142A toward WATERLOO. 61.2 miles Map

9: Take the SERGEANT RD / US-63 exit- EXIT 227. 4.3 miles Map

10: Turn SLIGHT RIGHT onto UNIVERSITY AVE. 0.3 miles Map

11: UNIVERSITY AVE becomes WASHINGTON ST. 0.3 miles Map

12: End at Vanilla Thunder's balls.

KurtCobain · 12-19-2006, 11:19 PM

But I'm not aloud on HARRISON ST.

Chiefs Pantalones · 12-19-2006, 11:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by joeyranaway

But I'm not aloud on HARRISON ST.

Take the plane to my balls.

KurtCobain · 12-19-2006, 11:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vanilla Thunder

Take the plane to my balls.

I'm afraid of heights. You'll have to come to mine.

milkman · 12-19-2006, 11:24 PM

Here is the Chiefs real path to the playoffs.

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**007** · 12-19-2006, 11:37 PM

6 and 7 will NOT happen.

**sd4chiefs** · 12-19-2006, 11:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by markd2000

1) Chiefs win out (@Oakland and vs.Jacksonville)
AND
2) Cincy lose two (@Denver and vs.Pittsburgh)
AND
3) Tenn lose one (@Buffalo and vs. New England)
AND
4) Pittsburgh lose one (vs. Baltimore)
AND
5) Buffalo lose one (vs.Tenn and @ Baltimore)
AND
6) Jets lose two (@Miami and vs.Oakland)
OR
7) Denver lose one (vs.San Francisco)

1 - 5 could be feasible....6 or 7 are highly unlikely!

Please, somebody, make it stop.

madshaw16 · 12-20-2006, 12:34 AM

Here's how we do it... Make changes during the offseason and play better next year, because we have no shot and our playoff chances will end this weekend.

Chiefs Pantalones · 12-20-2006, 12:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by madshaw16

Here's how we do it... Make changes during the offseason and play better next year, because we have no shot and our playoff chances will end this weekend.

Thank you, John Madden.

Mecca · 12-20-2006, 12:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vanilla Thunder

Thank you, John Madden.

BOOM

Ebolapox · 12-20-2006, 01:16 AM

heh--give up the ghost, dude... we knew we'd have to be 10-6 for the playoffs, and we've mathematically eliminated ourselves from that distinction

besides--even if we DID make the playoffs, we'd be one and done

no.thank.you.

12-19-2006, 11:00 PM
markd2000 Starter Join Date: Dec 2004 Casino cash: $10005342	Here's how the Chiefs make the playoffs!!! 1) Chiefs win out (@Oakland and vs.Jacksonville) AND 2) Cincy lose two (@Denver and vs.Pittsburgh) AND 3) Tenn lose one (@Buffalo and vs. New England) AND 4) Pittsburgh lose one (vs. Baltimore) AND 5) Buffalo lose one (vs.Tenn and @ Baltimore) AND 6) Jets lose two (@Miami and vs.Oakland) OR 7) Denver lose one (vs.San Francisco) 1 - 5 could be feasible....6 or 7 are highly unlikely! Last edited by markd2000; 12-19-2006 at 11:13 PM..
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12-19-2006, 11:17 PM	#5
Chiefs Pantalones GO CHIEFS!!!!!! Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Kansas City Casino cash: $7888717	Here's how you can get to my balls. 1: Start out going EAST on E 12TH ST toward LOCUST ST. 0.3 miles Map 2: Turn LEFT onto HARRISON ST. <0.1 miles Map 3: Turn LEFT onto E 11TH ST. <0.1 miles Map 4: Merge onto I-70 W / US-40 W / US-71 N toward I-70 W / I-29 N / I-35 N. 0.2 miles Map 5: Keep RIGHT to take US-71 N via EXIT 2G toward I-29 N / ST JOSEPH / DES MOINES. 4.6 miles Map 6: Take I-35 N toward DES MOINES (Crossing into IOWA). 193.3 miles Map 7: Merge onto I-35 N via EXIT 137B on the LEFT toward MINNEAPOLIS. 55.3 miles Map 8: Merge onto US-20 E via EXIT 142A toward WATERLOO. 61.2 miles Map 9: Take the SERGEANT RD / US-63 exit- EXIT 227. 4.3 miles Map 10: Turn SLIGHT RIGHT onto UNIVERSITY AVE. 0.3 miles Map 11: UNIVERSITY AVE becomes WASHINGTON ST. 0.3 miles Map 12: End at Vanilla Thunder's balls. __________________ Don't be fooled by my username, I'm white.
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12-19-2006, 11:19 PM	#6
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12-19-2006, 11:37 PM	#10
007 Shaken. Not stirred. Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: London Casino cash: $13830126 VARSITY	6 and 7 will NOT happen. __________________ My dear girl, there are some things that just aren’t done. Such as, drinking Dom Perignon ’53 above the temperature of 38 degrees Fahrenheit. That’s just as bad as listening to the Beatles without earmuffs.
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12-20-2006, 12:34 AM	#12
madshaw16 Starter Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Olathe Ks Casino cash: $10004900	Here's how we do it... Make changes during the offseason and play better next year, because we have no shot and our playoff chances will end this weekend.
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12-20-2006, 01:16 AM	#15
Ebolapox remember, remember Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: como Casino cash: $1579903	heh--give up the ghost, dude... we knew we'd have to be 10-6 for the playoffs, and we've mathematically eliminated ourselves from that distinction besides--even if we DID make the playoffs, we'd be one and done no.thank.you.
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