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View Poll Results: Would you want to have an identical twin?
Jeeper, yes. The advantages are spectacular. 7 36.84%
Golly, no. There are a lot of disadvantages. 8 42.11%
I'm cloned. 0 0%
My species does not have multiple births. 4 21.05%
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Old 01-17-2007, 09:49 PM  
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Would you want to have an identical twin?
Not necessarily an evil twin or anything. Just an identical one.

Advantages:

1. Built-in pal of the same age throughout life.
2. You can see how clothing looks on you without a mirror.
3. You can score with each others' wives on moonless nights.
4. Easy to confuse authority figures seeking to blame you for offenses ranging from truancy to murder.
5. Easy to build your own nature vs. nurture experiments.
6. Possible secret language.

Disadvantages:

1. Generally creepy to know that there's another one of you running around.
2. 1/3 of time - called by right name, 1/3 of time - called by wrong name, 1/3 of time - called "the twins".
3. Probably get shafted on birthdays.
4. Possibly harder to get top secret clearances.
5. Possible frameups for murder if twin is indeed evil.
6. Probable splitting of the vote for "Most likely to succeed", "Best looking", "Most studious", etc., in high school.
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Old 01-17-2007, 10:35 PM   #31
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Ummmm, I have a twin
When you see your twin in a doorway, do you ever pretend like you're his reflection just to confuse him? And if so, how long can you pull it off before he figures it out?
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Old 01-17-2007, 10:36 PM   #32
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Do you ever accidentally get mixed up and call him by your name?

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Old 01-17-2007, 10:36 PM   #33
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Old 01-17-2007, 10:36 PM   #34
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Old 01-17-2007, 10:36 PM   #35
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Wouldn't they have been expecting to walk into a mirror anyway?
We're talking about SPchief here.
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Old 01-17-2007, 10:36 PM   #36
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I'd kill him then.

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Old 01-17-2007, 10:37 PM   #37
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Old 01-17-2007, 10:38 PM   #38
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Has his wife ever accidentally come up to you, rubbed your crotch, and invited you to ravage her like the Nazis in Warsaw? And if so, was she good?
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Old 01-17-2007, 10:39 PM   #39
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Has his wife ever accidentally come up to you, rubbed your crotch, and invited you to ravage her like the Nazis in Warsaw? And if so, was she good?


I choose not to answer that question as to not incriminate myself.
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His wife is that ugly, huh?
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His wife is that ugly, huh?
Damn, he's probably wishing I *had* killed him.
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Old 01-17-2007, 10:45 PM   #42
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Did you and your twin ever go out wearing a red outfit and a green outfit so you could identify color-blind people?
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Close, they were red and blue
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Old 01-17-2007, 10:48 PM   #44
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... like the Nazis in Warsaw?
Nazi's were lover boys...or were they sadistic?
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Nazi's were love rboys...or were they sadistic?
I was going to say the Japanese in Nanking, but I thought that would be tacky.
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