myth or not?

[Simplex3]

Originally Posted by sedated

what made you think you were ready.

and what made you realize you were wrong?

My father kept telling me "the axis of your world has shifted". Until about 2 years after the first one was born I didn't really get that.

See, clear up until the birth it doesn't affect you much. Sure, you get more sex in different positions, and that's a good thing.

Then the kid is born. You're so pumped you don't sleep for two days.

Then the kid gets home. He/she is so pumped you don't sleep for two months.

Then they start moving and getting into s**t. You don't sleep for fear they're tearing up your house.

About 2 years into being a father you achieve "I don't give a f**k" and get your first real night's sleep. You wake up the next day and figure out what your father meant.

At least that's how it worked for me.