Okay you cheap assholes, how much do you usually tip? - Page 7

**RealSNR** · 01:36 PM

No poll will be included because of the many different instances that require different amounts.

How much do you give the pizza guy? How about the cute waitress at the truck stop? The waiter at a fine restaurant? A cheap hooker? An expensive hooker? How about your barber, or do you tip him/her at all? Do you have a flat rate (10%, 15%, no exceptions) and does it apply to all places where you would usually tip?

I can say that I delivered pizza in high school for a year, and after that I got a job at a Chinese restaurant and made deliveries there. I met some really cheap assholes. If their order were $19.98 they'd give me a 20 and ask for their two cents back. Luckily the Chinese place charged $1.50 for delivery, so I at least got SOME wage for my deliveries, but still. Those jobs made me appreciate spendy tippers. With the price of gas these days I always make sure I give the pizza guy at least $3.00 extra no matter the size of my order. If it's bad weather/late at night I'll go even further and chip in 4, 5, or 6 bucks sometimes.

At restaurants I usually tip according to quality of service. If the waitress/waiter is nice and timely, I'll make sure I give her at least 20%. If I'm eating with a larger group of people and we all have seperate orders, I'll give him/her at least $2.50 extra. Large groups are always tough at they deserve more than just a top off on the dollar. However, a couple times I've gotten extremely poor service, including an instance when the whore of a waitress made a huge deal out of the fact that I simply asked for an ice cream sundae when there were none on the menu. Really, how hard would that be to make? In those cases I tip exactly nothing and leave a note behind sharing my grievance.

KChiefer · 02-03-2007, 02:56 PM

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Originally Posted by acesn8s

So your job went to China? I thought it was because of your back. No wait ...Bush. Damn, I'm confused again. Are you sure it's not because of you?

I agree that there's some rationalizing going on, but I'd lay off. One could just say I don't beleive in tipping, or I don't want to spend my allowance on tipping

, but he isn't hiding behind that.

NewChief · 02-03-2007, 03:00 PM

One sure thing is that Demonpenz is going to eat good tonight. He caught a few whoppers while trolling today.

KChiefer · 02-03-2007, 03:02 PM

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Originally Posted by NewChief

One sure thing is that Demonpenz is going to eat good tonight. He caught a few whoppers while trolling today.

Did he just cast out his FOS line for us to swallow?

NewChief · 02-03-2007, 03:08 PM

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Originally Posted by KChiefer

Did he just cast out his FOS line for us to swallow?

In this thread Phil had this to say about DP.

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Originally Posted by Phobia

You should only believe about 1/3rd of his posts.

02-03-2007, 03:14 PM

Heh heh. DP is about 25, isn't married, and doesn't have any kids.

Hammock Parties · 02-03-2007, 03:18 PM

Demonpenz rules.

KChiefer · 02-03-2007, 03:19 PM

DP...? Is this true???? How could you???

PS: I hate BSers

boogblaster · 02-03-2007, 03:23 PM

Tip, hell thats my neighbors dogs name..he's only 15 to 20 % alive old fu*ker can't even stand to shit..he don't need money he needs some hot-lead...

Frazod · 02-03-2007, 03:27 PM

For excellent service, around 20%.

For good service, around 15%

For mediocre and below, 10% and under.

RJ · 02-03-2007, 03:32 PM

Having done my time working in the business I always tip well. For table service 20-25%, a buck or two, maybe more, per round for a bartender, depending on how many drinks in a round. Two bucks for the pizza guy, two bucks for the barber....I'm pretty much bald so $2 is generous.

Years ago I was working as a bartender on a quiet night. A couple of guys sitting at the bar were discussing tip etiquette and what is an appropriate rule of thumb. Another guy, a regular customer, was sitting a few stools down listening to the conversation. After a while he turns to them and authoratatively pronounces...

"Any man who doesn't tip 20% is a f***ing p**sy!".

Good words to remember the next time you're not sure how much to leave.

Demonpenz · 02-03-2007, 03:44 PM

I worked as a service guy in high school. It sucked and it has it's own world that is for sure. I tip pretty well but i ususally don't eat out. I ususally tip well for good service at the bar. They keep the whiskeys coming they get the green. I remember in the last thread we had about this we had the I got really pissed off because people were talking about coming into restaurants late. One point from that story that i try to take from is your shift is over when it is over not a minute early. Now in some weird way i really take that to heart and give everything 100 % half assed.

Joie · 02-03-2007, 03:47 PM

I almost always tip unless the service is truly horrible. Generally $2 for the pizza guy, haircut will range $2-5 depending on how much I like it and whether it was shampooed. Restaurants depend solely on the level of service.

**RNR** · 02-03-2007, 03:53 PM

On average 20% unless the service is bad, then it can range from 15% to nothing.

Hootie · 02-03-2007, 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs

I never tip at restaurants. It's a social construct. I tip my barber though.

I'm sure your servers enjoy paying to wait on you...

Usually tip out 3% of your total bill...so if you spend 30 dollars at a restaurant and don't tip it costs your server 0.90 to wait on you...

nychief · 02-03-2007, 04:01 PM

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs

I never tip at restaurants. It's a social construct. I tip my barber though.

You are a ****ing loser.

02-03-2007, 01:23 PM
RealSNR Special Teams ACE!!! Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Where the hell is SNR Casino cash: $-1384792	Okay you cheap assholes, how much do you usually tip? No poll will be included because of the many different instances that require different amounts. How much do you give the pizza guy? How about the cute waitress at the truck stop? The waiter at a fine restaurant? A cheap hooker? An expensive hooker? How about your barber, or do you tip him/her at all? Do you have a flat rate (10%, 15%, no exceptions) and does it apply to all places where you would usually tip? I can say that I delivered pizza in high school for a year, and after that I got a job at a Chinese restaurant and made deliveries there. I met some really cheap assholes. If their order were $19.98 they'd give me a 20 and ask for their two cents back. Luckily the Chinese place charged $1.50 for delivery, so I at least got SOME wage for my deliveries, but still. Those jobs made me appreciate spendy tippers. With the price of gas these days I always make sure I give the pizza guy at least $3.00 extra no matter the size of my order. If it's bad weather/late at night I'll go even further and chip in 4, 5, or 6 bucks sometimes. At restaurants I usually tip according to quality of service. If the waitress/waiter is nice and timely, I'll make sure I give her at least 20%. If I'm eating with a larger group of people and we all have seperate orders, I'll give him/her at least $2.50 extra. Large groups are always tough at they deserve more than just a top off on the dollar. However, a couple times I've gotten extremely poor service, including an instance when the whore of a waitress made a huge deal out of the fact that I simply asked for an ice cream sundae when there were none on the menu. Really, how hard would that be to make? In those cases I tip exactly nothing and leave a note behind sharing my grievance. Last edited by RealSNR; 02-03-2007 at 01:36 PM..
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02-03-2007, 03:32 PM	#100
RJ Supporter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: In a shotgun shack Casino cash: $9895202	Having done my time working in the business I always tip well. For table service 20-25%, a buck or two, maybe more, per round for a bartender, depending on how many drinks in a round. Two bucks for the pizza guy, two bucks for the barber....I'm pretty much bald so $2 is generous. Years ago I was working as a bartender on a quiet night. A couple of guys sitting at the bar were discussing tip etiquette and what is an appropriate rule of thumb. Another guy, a regular customer, was sitting a few stools down listening to the conversation. After a while he turns to them and authoratatively pronounces... "Any man who doesn't tip 20% is a f*ing psy!". Good words to remember the next time you're not sure how much to leave.
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02-03-2007, 03:44 PM	#101
Demonpenz Woman should only make babies Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Apartment "G UNIT!" Casino cash: $-273864	I worked as a service guy in high school. It sucked and it has it's own world that is for sure. I tip pretty well but i ususally don't eat out. I ususally tip well for good service at the bar. They keep the whiskeys coming they get the green. I remember in the last thread we had about this we had the I got really pissed off because people were talking about coming into restaurants late. One point from that story that i try to take from is your shift is over when it is over not a minute early. Now in some weird way i really take that to heart and give everything 100 % half assed. __________________
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