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Old 02-20-2007, 03:54 PM  
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21 Facts You Didn't Know About Sex

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1. According to the Kinsey Institute, the biggest erect penis on record measures 13 inches. The smallest tops off at 1 3/4 inches.


2. The most common fantasy is oral sex.

3. 8% of us have regular anal sex.

4. 60% of men and 54% of women have had a 1-night stand.

5. Women buy 4 out of every 10 condoms sold.

6. In 1609, a doctor named Wecker found a corpse in Bologna with two penises. Since then, there have been eighty documented cases of men similarly endowed.

7. Men say the average erect penis is 10″. Women say it’s 4″.
8. A female orgasm is a powerful painkiller (because of the release of endorphins), so headaches are in fact a bad excuse not to have sex.

9. 56% of men have had sex at work.

10. Among the Mangaians of Polynesia, 18-year-old couples make love
an average of three times a night, every night, until their
thirties, when the weekly average drops to a mere 14.

11. 1 in 3 of us have had an extramarital affair.

12. 62% think there is nothing wrong with affairs.

13. The maximum speed at which erotic sensations travel from skin to
brain has been clocked at 156 miles per hour.

14. A honeymooning couple are suing Holiday Inn for ten thousand
dollars, claiming their sex life is now dysfunction because an
employee mistakenly walked in on them on their wedding night.

15. At least 500 Americans die each year from asphyxia in an attempt to lessen oxygen flow to the brain in order to induce a more
powerful orgasm.

16. England’s King Edward VII, a man of considerable heft, had a
special table built so that he could comfortably engage in
sexual intercourse.

17. 29% of us are virgins when we marry.

18. The average sexual experience lasts about 39 minutes.

19. 58% like dirty talk during sex.

20. 22% rent porno flicks at least once.

21. Given today’s average frequency of sexual intercourse, it would
take the typical American couple more than four years to try
every one of the 529 positions described in the Kama Sutra.
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Old 02-20-2007, 07:03 PM   #46
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Being There, my bestest comedy.
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Old 02-20-2007, 07:05 PM   #47
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I think a goodly portion of it is being there for her.
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Obscure heh!!
I was thinking the Peter Sellers movie...but what is the coffee reference?
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Old 02-20-2007, 07:07 PM   #48
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Old 02-20-2007, 07:07 PM   #49
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15. At least 500 Americans die each year from asphyxia in an attempt to lessen oxygen flow to the brain in order to induce a more
powerful orgasm.
does that work ?
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Old 02-20-2007, 07:09 PM   #50
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Going for first car ride:


This is just like television, only you can see much further.
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Old 02-20-2007, 07:33 PM   #51
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http://peety-passion.com/peetypassio...about-subject/

18. The average sexual experience lasts about 39 minutes.

Must be drunk sex.
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Old 02-20-2007, 07:41 PM   #52
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Must be drunk sex.


Drunk sex with no kids in the house when you don't have to work the next day.
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Old 02-20-2007, 07:42 PM   #53
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Old 02-20-2007, 07:42 PM   #54
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Drunk sex with no kids in the house when you don't have to work the next day.
Ah, those were the days ...
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Old 02-20-2007, 08:17 PM   #55
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Drunk sex with no kids in the house when you don't have to work the next day.
I'm not for the "Quick, the kids are in the other room and may wake up any moment so get it over with" sex, either. Kids are great....but not when you're horny.
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Old 02-20-2007, 08:50 PM   #56
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I'm not for the "Quick, the kids are in the other room and may wake up any moment so get it over with" sex, either. Kids are great....but not when you're horny.
How do you think the kids "appeared" in the first place?


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Old 02-20-2007, 09:02 PM   #57
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How do you think the kids "appeared" in the first place?


I'm starting to think that I can get my wife pregnant just by thinking of it. Got a 2 year old, 1 year old, and one on the way. I see my sex life being missing in action.....unless I can find a **** buddy. But then I risk having two women pregnant.
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Old 02-21-2007, 09:20 AM   #58
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I was thinking the Peter Sellers movie...but what is the coffee reference?
It's not a coffee reference.
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22. Redrum's mom likes it from behind all the time.
No, no, no. Fact's we don't know about sex. Like how redrum's mom's favorite shake is a semen/sanchez swirl.
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